Why Does This Keep Happening To Me? (3 Viewers)

[ekricket]

Sunflower seeds and he was putting the wet shells out of his mouth on the felt?

Honestly I don’t care, I’m just killing 15 more minutes.

If this actually happened as you infer I would

1. Never ever tell anyone

2. Immediately kill the game. Anyone that has a problem with this is not invited back.

3. Get someone to cash out everyone’s chips and box up the chips. Not rack up, box up. See #5 below.

4. Throw the table away. Not just the topper, but the whole thing.

5. Put the chips on eBay for $1 starting auction.

6. I might even throw the chair he was sitting in away.

7. He’s not invited back, and anyone that was ok with this and wanted to continue play would not be invited back either.

8. In conjunction with # 7 I’d take a real hard look at everyone else in my list.

9. If I don’t have enough people anymore I’d never host again. I’d just attend others where I can leave if things go like this.

 

[gmunny]

Alright, I'll make an actual guess. He was chewing sunflower seeds or some kind of nut and dribbled, right?

Edit: Don't make me start naming nuts.

I'd start with Chin Nuts

 

[MrCatPants]

Sunflower seeds and he was putting the wet shells out of his mouth on the felt?

Honestly I don’t care, I’m just killing 15 more minutes.

If this actually happened as you infer I would

1. Never ever tell anyone

2. Immediately kill the game. Anyone that has a problem with this is not invited back.

3. Get someone to cash out everyone’s chips and box up the chips. Not rack up, box up. See #5 below.

4. Throw the table away. Not just the topper, but the whole thing.

5. Put the chips on eBay for $1 starting auction.

6. I might even throw the chair he was sitting in away.

7. He’s not invited back, and anyone that was ok with this and wanted to continue play would not be invited back either.

8. In conjunction with # 7 I’d take a real hard look at everyone else in my list.

9. If I don’t have enough people anymore I’d never host again. I’d just attend others where I can leave if things go like this.

Wheres the step with the punching?

 

[MrCatPants]

Sunflower seeds and he was putting the wet shells out of his mouth on the felt?

Honestly I don’t care, I’m just killing 15 more minutes.

If this actually happened as you infer I would

1. Never ever tell anyone

2. Immediately kill the game. Anyone that has a problem with this is not invited back.

3. Get someone to cash out everyone’s chips and box up the chips. Not rack up, box up. See #5 below.

4. Throw the table away. Not just the topper, but the whole thing.

5. Put the chips on eBay for $1 starting auction.

6. I might even throw the chair he was sitting in away.

7. He’s not invited back, and anyone that was ok with this and wanted to continue play would not be invited back either.

8. In conjunction with # 7 I’d take a real hard look at everyone else in my list.

9. If I don’t have enough people anymore I’d never host again. I’d just attend others where I can leave if things go like this.

Also not quite. A critical clue was dropped in a prior @Rieguy post.

 

[Tonysquander]

Whats the PHL4 Ruling on table nutting? 3 strikes and youre out?

Three strokes and you’re out

 

[doughboy63]

My guess: eating sunflower seeds, splitting shells into a “apparatus” was getting cocky trying to hit the “apparatus” from distance and they ended up on the table. First occurance, whatever everyone laughs clean the table, nutting on the table is the joke for the night. Second occurance is more “come on dude that’s gross”

 

[rustycheerio]

Are you fucking serious? Forget about the old guy for a second. You're asking wtf you should do?!?
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The fact that he wasn't kicked out after the 1st time begs some serious questions let alone you guys continuing to play on a table with jizz on it

he's the whale

 

[rustycheerio]

Ok, first off, all of you people acting all incredulous should chill out a little. You probably don't host super often/with large amounts of people. If you do, sometimes stuff happens. This is definitely super gross but it wasn't like he did it on someone or asked someone to do it for him. He tried to keep it quiet and too himself.

And to further this point, I know for a fact that this has happened at another host's game.. He's literally shared a pic and we talked about it a bit at DiD. I didn't think it would ever happen to me, but like it was put into the universe - here we are.

So back to what to do, he's a pretty old man and a first time offender in really any sense. Does this get a little grace or nah?

did you ask him 'what are you doing?'

 

[MrCatPants]

did you ask him 'what are you doing?'

I believe my exact question was "Can someone take care of that please?"

 

[rustycheerio]

dude you gotta be trolling this is hilarious

 

[buffalojim]

he's the sperm whale

FYP

 

[MrCatPants]

My guess: eating sunflower seeds, splitting shells into a “apparatus” was getting cocky trying to hit the “apparatus” from distance and they ended up on the table. First occurance, whatever everyone laughs clean the table, nutting on the table is the joke for the night. Second occurance is more “come on dude that’s gross”

Seeds are not nuts

 

[doughboy63]

Seeds are not nuts

True, though it might be close enough for the joke. If you hadn’t said it was intentional, I would have thought the old guy choked on some nuts twice and coughed them up on the table, but then there is the apparatus..

 

[TheOffalo]

Also not quite. A critical clue was dropped in a prior @Rieguy post.

Is this the clue?

The first time he nutted on the felt I was impressed he could get such a big one out.

I was gonna guess edamame but then you said this:

Seeds are not nuts

And now I'd anticipate you'd say beans are not nuts either.

Also, seeds may not be nuts but nuts may contain seeds...



Rocky mountain oysters? Hazelnut coffee? Cracking walnuts or pistachios? But not sure how the last one would stain the table...

 

[Jacks]

Car parts, nuts and bolts. Still don’t get it

 

[shorticus]

So there’s no ejaculation at the table. You guys suck ass!

 

[MrCatPants]

This is like an escape room. Theres lots of correct and incorrect things that have been said.

 

[MrCatPants]

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So there’s no ejaculation at the table. You guys suck ass!

When did i ever say that? What's wrong with you guys?

 

[Frogzilla]

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So there’s no ejaculation at the table. You guys suck ass!

I’m curious now what really happened when the dude “licked the cards” and the other dude “peed all over my wall”

 

[MrCatPants]

I’m curious now what really happened when the dude “licked the cards” and the other dude “peed all over my wall”

Both of those were literal, and this technically still is.

 

[PepperPaul]

I'm not sure why I keep coming back to this thread.

User name checks out

 

[Cratty]

Alright, guess round 2...

He was picking his teeth with a toothpick after eating a donut?

Basing on the personal maintenance comment, "apparatus", "inappropriate time", and icing/cream being sticky.

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

Got it, back to this statement then.

Ok I’m out. I’m not in on the inside gag and this is just a gee up.

Cat pants can join kricket on my ignore list.

You're literally ignoring two of the coolest dudes on PCF. As was stated before, maybe a little discernment on your part regarding realty might do you some good. Has no one told you yet that not everything you read on the internet is absolute truth? Or were you just not born with a sense of humor?

 

[cpac54]

 

[shorticus]

You're literally ignoring two of the coolest dudes on PCF. As was stated before, maybe a little discernment on your part regarding realty might do you some good. Has no one told you yet that not everything you read on the internet is truth? Or were you just not born with a sense of humor?

@ekricket is pretty cool. That CarParts dude can FRO!

 

[Highli99]

Luckily someone was filming when this happened

 

[Highli99]

This is a dangerous thread in hurricane season

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

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One of his most memorable quotes...

 

[MrCatPants]

Alright, guess round 2...

He was picking his teeth with a toothpick after eating a donut?

Basing on the personal maintenance comment, "apparatus", "inappropriate time", and icing/cream being sticky.

I dont know where the icing/cream came from but this is pretty close.

I have a snack setup with mixed nuts. After eating them a player pulled out a floss pick and ejected a small nut particle from his mouth and onto the felt. No one saw exactly what happened so i just saw a wet crumb and asked that side of the table if someone could "take care of it". A little bit later it happened again and we knew exactly what had happened.

Still pretty dang gross.

So is he banned? Or should i punch him?

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

I dont know where the icing/cream came from but this is pretty close.

I have a snack setup with mixed nuts. After eating them a player pulled out a floss pick and ejected a small nut particle from his mouth and onto the felt. No one saw exactly what happened so i just saw a wet crumb and asked that side of the table if someone could "take care of it". A little bit later it happened again and we knew exactly what had happened.

Still pretty dang gross.

So is he banned? Or should i punch him?

And just like that, the fun is over.

Some of you people are the reason we can't have nice things...