Why Does This Keep Happening To Me? (2 Viewers)

[MrCatPants]

The regular are clearly the problem. The bougie are too precious to waste…

Invite only

 

[Chippy McChiperson]

Yeah, I felt really stupid with my international MBA when you started flexin' your Halethorpe University Center degree in rocket surgery

SpaceX still treathing you well I presume ?

Not sure what treathing is, must be some weird thing they do overseas. Not a big Elon Musk guy, personally, and since this isn't the politics subforum I'll leave it at that.

 

[shorticus]

All this drama cause CarParts let someone bust on his table. Incredible! I love this place

 

[MegaTon44]

All this drama cause CarParts let someone bust on his table. Incredible! I love this place

Imagine that post-nut clarity, staring into the eyes of your horrified friends.

Never let them know your next move

 

[chippitydoodah]

Imagine that post-nut clarity, staring into the eyes of your horrified friends.

Never let them know your next move

Whats the PHL4 Ruling on table nutting? 3 strikes and youre out?

 

[MegaTon44]

Whats the PHL4 Ruling on table nutting? 3 strikes and youre out?

To quote my wife:

"If that shit happens here, I'm pulling a gun on them"

You can take the girl out of the trailer....

 

[shorticus]

Imagine that post-nut clarity, staring into the eyes of your horrified friends.

Never let them know your next move

I almost spit out my tea!

 

[buffalojim]

Still a great night.

 

[Budha]

 

[Thomacetti]

...

 

[Jacks]

I’d gladly take Iceman listings or the 40k TRK seller bumps over this nonsense.

 

[cpac54]

Age is relevant cause of mental illness that is more prevalent in older adults. Also, elderly people have always been off-limits to certain actions. Beating on an older person doesn’t sit right with me (to say it in a more PC way).

But how do you feel about an older person beating on you?

 

[cpac54]

To quote my wife:

"If that shit happens here, I'm pulling a gun on them"

You can take the girl out of the trailer....

Fair imo, I mean, he shot first…

 

[Frogzilla]

Spoiler: My guess

 

[softchewy]

Do you really think there's a world that exists where a guy would be allowed to ejaculate on a poker table once, let alone twice? It's not rocket surgery

Wait… rockets are alive?!?!

 

[MrCatPants]

Spoiler: My guess

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That would have been accidental and likely appropriate. This was inappropriate and gross.

If you pick out the clues that have been dropped by either me or @Rieguy you can probably get pretty close.

(Was that too much of a clue?)

 

[dizzyChipper]

I bet that guys coming to the next "meat" up.

 

[doublebooyah85]

Spoiler: My guess

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That was my guess as well.

 

[softchewy]

I bet that guys coming to the next "meat" up.

I think you have the wrong preposition there.

Spoiler

to at

 

[ekricket]

pick out the clues

Wait - it was snot?

 

[MrCatPants]

Wait - it was snot?

No. He definitely nutted.

 

[MrCatPants]

No. He definitely nutted. (It twas not snot)

 

[TheOffalo]

???

 

[Wils]

It's not so bad as long as they don't splash the pot.

 

[MrCatPants]

i skipped from page one to the last page and it didn't get any better. strange thread.

I would advise avoiding thhe late middle. Early middle is fine.

 

[softchewy]

That would have been accidental and likely appropriate. This was inappropriate and gross.

If you pick out the clues that have been dropped by either me or @Rieguy you can probably get pretty close.

(Was that too much of a clue?)

my thought was some sort of pitted fruit
but I didn’t think about it too hard

 

[Budha]

Spilled spit cup..?

 

[MrCatPants]

my thought was some sort of pitted fruit
but I didn’t think about it too hard

::rimshot::

 

[MrCatPants]

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I have had that arrive but this is not related.

 

[TheOffalo]

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Spilled spit cup..?

That’s what the ladies like!