Why Does This Keep Happening To Me? (1 Viewer)

[shorticus]

Degen tingles?

He’s not a fan of being exposed publicly

 

[Josh Kifer]

JERK OFF AT THE POKER TABLE ONCE, SHAME ON YOU. JERK OFF AT THE POKER TABLE TWICE, SHAME ON MRCARPARTS.

 

[dpeks13]

 

[Cratty]

Right. This makes no sense.

 

[Himewad]

I sincerely hope so

@Himewad any insights?

Nutting on my table is perfectly acceptable and encouraged

 

[upNdown]

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Mechanically, it could go down that way. But it still makes no sense.

 

[DrunkleWade]

Ok, first off, all of you people acting all incredulous should chill out a little. You probably don't host super often/with large amounts of people. If you do, sometimes stuff happens. This is definitely super gross but it wasn't like he did it on someone or asked someone to do it for him. He tried to keep it quiet and too himself.

And to further this point, I know for a fact that this has happened at another host's game.. He's literally shared a pic and we talked about it a bit at DiD. I didn't think it would ever happen to me, but like it was put into the universe - here we are.

So back to what to do, he's a pretty old man and a first time offender in really any sense. Does this get a little grace or nah?

As one of the so called “incredulous” people I’ll say that I think you’ve already made up your mind.

• You’re a super hoster
• This kinda stuff happens (even at other people’s games)
• He kept it quiet and to himself (to a point)
• He’s an old man
• A first time offender

You appear to be good with it so play on mate, shuffle up and deal.

 

[Rieguy]

Mo after @MrCatPants says not to nut on the table again:

 

[Cratty]

Mechanically, it could go down that way. But it still makes no sense.

Maybe a regional thing? There's likely a few Cowboys fans down in Mr. Cat Pant's area, which might help explain things.

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

Mo after @MrCatPants says not to nut on the table again:
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Coffee out my nose. I'll never look at that gif/scene the same. Damnit.

 

[MrCatPants]

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I dont understand wbat is happening here. He pulled it out and placed it on the opposite side of the table?

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

I was at the opposite end of the table. Somehow I missed it all. I was too busy stacking my chips...

 

[aggie]

there’s trolling. there’s flaming.

then there’s absolute master baiting.

 

[harrysallout]

Major FOMO

 

[krafticus]

*Edited for accuracy…
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Green chip best chip.

 

[MrCatPants]

RULING! @MatB

 

[IaHawk]

This story needs a commemorative chip design.

 

[Machine]

I was at the opposite end of the table. Somehow I missed it all. I was too busy stacking my chips...

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Wow, I didn't know you'd buy in for 450

 

[Darson]

Sadly I also was there and while I didn’t see the nut (thankfully), I was witness to the activities that preceded it. Not something one forgets in a hurry…

 

[chippitydoodah]

I was at the opposite end of the table. Somehow I missed it all. I was too busy stacking my chips...

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Ooh baby....I cant keep my pants zipped. Look at that pink chip...mmmmmmmm. You know you want it. Let me arc one right on top of you. Oops. Missed. You just wait there while I try again.

 

[IaHawk]

His tell

 

[Tonysquander]

If the “player” is anything other than a pet, he’s blacklisted. If it is a pet, he’s getting put down for nutting on my table.

 

[doublebooyah85]

I
Still
Don’t
Believe
It

 

[Hot Nuts]

I'm not sure why I keep coming back to this thread.

 

[MatB]

RULING! @MatB

This thread is above my pay grade

 

[cpac54]

I'm not sure why I keep coming back to this thread.

*checks username*

 

[Rieguy]

Imagine (or don't lol) how much worse it would've been if @MrCatPants busted out the Westworld's.

I
Still
Don’t
Believe
It

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

 

[IaHawk]

I'm still calculating that launch angle and distance

This seems appropriate:

 

[ChipFinderSK]

@MrCatPants @Rieguy @TX_Golf_N_Poker @Darson

Without getting too descriptive (please), can someone explain how this can happen at the table, twice, without someone calling him out and/or punching him in the face? And why did the game continue after the first time? Was he doing it as a joke/to piss people off, or does he have a mental issue? Did he get beat down/tossed out after the 2nd time?

Very confused here

 

[BPTDirector]

Very bizarre behavior, I’m only a year younger than 70 and I ain’t whippin nothing out. He needs help, not a poker game.