Why Does This Keep Happening To Me? (3 Viewers)

[MrCatPants]

We've all nutted at inappropriate times or under inappropriate circumstances, but tonight really was a big "F U" to my game.

One of my players was not involved in a hand, and decided to do some...personal maintenance...that no one was really paying much attention to, until he literally NUTTED ON THE TABLE. I saw it immediately and asked "What's that?" and he looked at the result rather confused. Eventually he got it off the table, but it left a wet spot and a stain.

A few minutes later, HE DID IT AGAIN. I had to get cleaning supplies. Completely inappropriate and no one knew what to say.

I kid you not, this is a long long time regular. Never seen anything like it.

What do you do when a player nuts on the table twice in one night? He's 70+, so like more power to him - I hope I can nut that fast when I'm that age...but still. Do I disinvite him? Make him pay for a table cleaning?

@Rieguy @TX_Golf_N_Poker am i missing anyything?

 

[OfficerLovejoy]

We've all nutted at inappropriate times or under inappropriate circumstances, but tonight really was a big "F U" to my game.

One of my players was not involved in a hand, and decided to do some...personal maintenance...that no one was really paying much attention to, until he literally NUTTED ON THE TABLE. I saw it immediately and asked "What's that?" and he looked at the result rather confused. Eventually he got it off the table, but it left a wet spot and a stain.

A few minutes later, HE DID IT AGAIN. I had to get cleaning supplies. Completely inappropriate and no one knew what to say.

I kid you not, this is a long long time regular. Never seen anything like it.

What do you do when a player nuts on the table twice in one night? He's 70+, so like more power to him - I hope I can nut that fast when I'm that age...but still. Do I disinvite him? Make him pay for a table cleaning?

@Rieguy @TX_Golf_N_Poker am i missing anyything?

I feel like I'm missing some context here.

 

[Rieguy]

No, that's about right. I was sitting to his left. The first time he nutted on the felt I was impressed he could get such a big one out. I immediately looked to make sure you were aware, as it’s not my place to tell a 70 year old man where or where not he can nut, but the second time was too much.

But I had a good game so 10/10 besides that. Probably second worst thing in my time there.

You can see a bit of the post-cleaning clarity to the right of the pic:

 

[LeLe]

 

[TheOffalo]

 

[Kam]

I’ve read this twice. I think I understand what you’re saying happened but… no way!?

 

[Jers28]

I am also hoping I’m confused. Like an inside joke I’m missing or something. I hope. Otherwise, why was he allowed to continue at the table after the first? This has to be a joke I’m missing. It just has to be.

 

[DrunkleWade]

WTF is going on with your crew mate. Are you hosting homeless dudes or loonies on day release?

Your stories are insane.

 

[TheRealTeddyKGB]

Are you fucking serious? Forget about the old guy for a second. You're asking wtf you should do?!?

The fact that he wasn't kicked out after the 1st time begs some serious questions let alone you guys continuing to play on a table with jizz on it

 

[cpac54]

I am really hoping this is all a metaphor for something….

If not, JFC.

 

[TheOffalo]

I am really hoping this is all a metaphor for something….

If not, JFC.

I mean naively I thought that it was a joke meaning the guy tabled the nuts in two different poker hands.

 

[DrunkleWade]

He needs help if he’s doing things like that. I bet he’s the one who destroyed the bathroom too.

 

[Phantom]

So, if this is for real: nobody saw him get his wang out, push back from the table, stand up and... twice!?

 

[DrunkleWade]

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It was all nyuk nyuk nyuk and fell for it.

 

[Labrat]

Strangest thread I’ve ever read on PCF.

 

[Strike]

That's enough internet for today and its 6:11am

 

[krafticus]

I’d be kicking them out. No place for that in my house. I mean, if you have to that bad, go to the damn bathroom, flush it, and clean up

 

[Phantom]

Sorry, but this is being heavily debated in my house right now.

I don’t know how one can be impressed by such an act and it definitely IS your place to tell anybody of any age to NOT BLOW HIS LOAD IN PUBLIC.

Was that a mass-debate?

 

[MrBoosh]

 

[shorticus]

I’m just waking up so I seriously will have to re-read this later. There’s no way I’m reading this correctly.

 

[rrobyrrroby]

22nd August is the new 1st of April?!

 

[krafticus]

 

[Jonesey07]

 

[Cratty]

Maybe he was just trying to speed up the hooker juice accumulation? Sure, there's a step here being missed, but think we can all appreciate the dedication to providing a true casino chipping-vibe.

 

[FilthyMcNasty]

He had his headphones on, and I thought I heard him listening to Milkshake by Kelis...

 

[Omar65]

Ima call BS on this one

 

[DrunkleWade]

Also this!?

We've all nutted at inappropriate times or under inappropriate circumstances,

Speak for yourself mate. I don’t know what you guys do in your frat houses over there but I can’t say that I’ve ever “nutted inappropriately”.

A few minutes later, HE DID IT AGAIN.

Who is this guy? Ron Jeremy. I need a juice box and a little lay down before even contemplating a second crack at it.

Do I disinvite him?
Make him pay for a table cleaning?

YES and burn everything.

 

[Rieguy]

He had his headphones on, and I thought I heard him listening to Milkshake by Kelis...

Look, it was bad enough that it made Frank Crank log in after a long absence since he knew it was… coming.

Also, come on people have you seen who OP is?

 

[inca911]

So many questions that I don’t want answered. It’s “Bye bye” to the sex offender, and get better nutting friends.

See that thing way behind you? That’s the decency line.

 

[upNdown]

So, if this is for real: nobody saw him get his wang out, push back from the table, stand up and... twice!?

Right. This makes no sense.