Fugly Poker Table Thread (13 Viewers)

[EastCoastCali]

Kinda sad really lol, so much effort for a card table that’s essentially useless…

 

[EastCoastCali]

Dude the staples…for Christ sake the staples…

 

[Poker Zombie]

World's shortest betting line?

 

[demonnic]

Dude the staples…for Christ sake the staples…

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"Nah mate, spray adhesive is too expensive. I'm just gonna chuck some staples in it and it'll be great"

 

[AlbinoDragon]

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Anyone else think of the game Simon when they saw this??

 

[demonnic]

Anyone else think of the game Simon when they saw this??

Yes, I almost posted about it too but decided I was probably the only one

 

[EastCoastCali]

Anyone else think of the game Simon when they saw this??

Yes immediately lol

 

[golobos]

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Drawers to go south easier?

 

[foreverdev]

Homemade poker table! “Extremely heavy, requires multiple people to disassemble or lift. $600”

 

[LotsOfChips]

Homemade poker table! “Extremely heavy, requires multiple people to disassemble or lift. $600”

WT actual F???

 

[chippitydoodah]

Dude the staples…for Christ sake the staples…

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Nailed it!

 

[Northern Paladin]

Louis Vuitton maybe... Fortunately, there is still some room to play.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Louis Vuitton maybe... Fortunately, there is still some room to play.

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What scares me is those look like the group buy Matsui plaques - which means roughly 1 degree of separation from that table owner to PCF.

 

[LeGold]

What scares me is those look like the group buy Matsui plaques - which means roughly 1 degree of separation from that table owner to PCF.

Which plaques?

 

[FrankBlack]

Only Vader can pilot this one.

 

[Northern Paladin]

What scares me is those look like the group buy Matsui plaques - which means roughly 1 degree of separation from that table owner to PCF.

Hey Zombie, what do you mean exactly?

 

[mdt11]

Louis Vuitton maybe... Fortunately, there is still some room to play.

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I want to call but my chips are comfortable in the hot tub and are refusing to get in the pool

 

[Poker Zombie]

Hey Zombie, what do you mean exactly?

The $100 "Benjamin" plaques in the center of the table look to be Matsui plaques from a PCF group buy. I do not have my plaques from the buy handy at the moment, so I cannot be certain. If so, they were customs. Matsui would not resell the design, so if those are the Matsui GB plaques, they were either bought here, or bought here and then sold to someone (1 degree of separation) for that table shot.

Admittedly, they could have been sold and resold a number of times, but the demand for $100 plaques at $20/plaque is probably pretty low. They rarely get traded here.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Which plaques?

Too short/squarish to be actual $100 bills.

 

[Northern Paladin]

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Too short/squarish to be actual $100 bills.

Thanks for the clarification.

OK. I need to go to an ophthalmologist for an eye check, because like @LeGold , I hadn't seen these plaques. I will therefore propose that we go together haha.

 

[merkong]

It looks like a manta ray

 

[upNdown]

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Too short/squarish to be actual $100 bills.

I think that's a deck of cards.

 

[Northern Paladin]

It looks like a manta ray

Oh! I see it!

 

[Szczesnk]

Are the rectangle sections for your chips, cards or phone? I'd image there would be wireless chargers underneath may RFID?

 

[Szczesnk]

Welcome to the octagon

 

[Poker Zombie]

I think that's a deck of cards.

Cards with backs that look like "hundos"? That would be terrible.

So, yeah... probably.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Thanks for the clarification.

OK. I need to go to an ophthalmologist for an eye check, because like @LeGold , I hadn't seen these plaques. I will therefore propose that we go together haha.

My computer monitor is something like 85 inches.

Squinting is for suckers.

 

[upNdown]

Cards with backs that look like "hundos"? That would be terrible.

So, yeah... probably.

I still have a couple setups of these - bought them for a bachelor party at a dollar store about 20 years ago.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Definitely not the same. On your cards, the Franklin head is roughly 1/3 the image. You could cut/paste the head to the right easily, and to the left with minimal overlap. On the stack on the table, the head is roughly 1/2 the surface. You could not get a same-size duplicate image left or right of the one on the stack.

 

[chippitydoodah]