Hot Dogs are nasty. Change my mind (2 Viewers)

It seems a common theme of an amazing hotdog is really what’s on it. Not the hot dog itself

This may bolster my argument that hot dogs are, in fact. Shit

That's like saying a common theme of an amazing pizza is its toppings or a common theme of an amazing pasta is its sauce.

Though I'm not above eating a plain spaghetti or a Costco hot dog with nothing on it.
 
Around here Oscar Mayer is king of all gas station dogs, there are places you can get 2 jumbo all beef at lunch for $2. I can definitely eat those with no toppings and have many times. Great cheap lunch!! And yes. They are roller dogs!!
 
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I used to disagree entirely until I had the lukewarm, "steamed" dogs at Rivers in Pittsburgh. Now... you're only 99% wrong! :p
 
I actually hate hot dogs. I haven't eaten one in years, and will probably continue that way. They take 36 minutes off your life for each one you eat

They should use this measurement at the 4th of July hot dog eating contests.

"And Joey Chestnut has won the 2023 Nathan's hot dog eating contest by taking 37 hours and 12 minutes off of his life"
 
They should use this measurement at the 4th of July hot dog eating contests.

"And Joey Chestnut has won the 2023 Nathan's hot dog eating contest by taking 37 hours and 12 minutes off of his life"
I actually watched that competition....from the gym....on the treadmill.... ironic
 
Somebody on Facebook just posted these. As a plain hot dog lover, I’m appalled. But as a normal human, WTF?
What’s the point of putting a tomato slice in there, when you’re not going to get any tomato in half your bites?
What are those little pepper looking things?
And what the heck is that dark green sauce looking stuff I see in the middle?

I take back what I said before. Do your mustard with my blessings. Just don’t do whatever this disaster is.

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Somebody on Facebook just posted these. As a plain hot dog lover, I’m appalled. But as a normal human, WTF?
What’s the point of putting a tomato slice in there, when you’re not going to get any tomato in half your bites?
What are those little pepper looking things?
And what the heck is that dark green sauce looking stuff I see in the middle?

I take back what I said before. Do your mustard with my blessings. Just don’t do whatever this disaster is.

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@gopherblue rebuttal?
 
Somebody on Facebook just posted these. As a plain hot dog lover, I’m appalled. But as a normal human, WTF?
What’s the point of putting a tomato slice in there, when you’re not going to get any tomato in half your bites?
What are those little pepper looking things?
And what the heck is that dark green sauce looking stuff I see in the middle?

I take back what I said before. Do your mustard with my blessings. Just don’t do whatever this disaster is.

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Let me guess, missionary is your favorite position?

You really should live a little man!
 
Somebody on Facebook just posted these. As a plain hot dog lover, I’m appalled. But as a normal human, WTF?
What’s the point of putting a tomato slice in there, when you’re not going to get any tomato in half your bites?
What are those little pepper looking things?
And what the heck is that dark green sauce looking stuff I see in the middle?

I take back what I said before. Do your mustard with my blessings. Just don’t do whatever this disaster is.

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Gherkins or a small pickled pepper
 
Somebody on Facebook just posted these. As a plain hot dog lover, I’m appalled. But as a normal human, WTF?
What’s the point of putting a tomato slice in there, when you’re not going to get any tomato in half your bites?
What are those little pepper looking things?
And what the heck is that dark green sauce looking stuff I see in the middle?

I take back what I said before. Do your mustard with my blessings. Just don’t do whatever this disaster is.

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I'm with you, that is an abomination in a bun. It's as though it thinks it's a sandwich, oh the horror :eek:
 
Somebody on Facebook just posted these. As a plain hot dog lover, I’m appalled. But as a normal human, WTF?
What’s the point of putting a tomato slice in there, when you’re not going to get any tomato in half your bites?
What are those little pepper looking things?
And what the heck is that dark green sauce looking stuff I see in the middle?

I take back what I said before. Do your mustard with my blessings. Just don’t do whatever this disaster is.

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yep, I’m married to a Chicago girl and regularly eat at Portillo’s, where my in-laws order these veggie dogs. I can’t do it. I would much rather eat a naked dog than this nastiness.
 
So replace the nasty hot dogs with good sausages ?

Ummmm.
A friend of mine was eating a breakfast sausage and found a tooth in it. He pushed it to the side if his plate and kept going.

Oh you said GOOD sausage. Nevermind?
 

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