Fugly Poker Table Thread (42 Viewers)

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

Found another sweet table! This one has some sort of fake purple leather on the playing surface and pimped out gold cup holders!! Only $700!

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Is that in MN or Baton Rouge. Gotta be a Vikings or LSU fan.

Truth be told, those are my school colors too, but nobody knows who Northern Iowa is...

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

I'm trying to decide if it's fugly or beautiful...

Oh it's absolutely beautiful. Not functional, but beautiful!

 

[BonScot]

There’s been an explosion of talent over here. Brace yourself.

#1 The life raft

 

[BonScot]

#2 The barrel of fun

 

[BonScot]

#3 The Aliens have landed

 

[BonScot]

#5 The fuck?

 

[moordb]

#2 The barrel of fun

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So I initially laughed at this table, unless the spigot pours JD, then it's pure genius.

 

[allforcharity]

@BonScot , are you trying to prove that UK home poker enthusiasts can be just as clueless about table esthetics as North American home poker enthusiasts? If so...mission accomplished! You have now posted the requisite number of fugly table pictures to earn your triple-000 designation, "Licence to Nauseate". Please pick up your new laminated ID badge at the Vauxhall address.

 

[BonScot]

@BonScot , are you trying to prove that UK home poker enthusiasts can be just as clueless about table esthetics as North American home poker enthusiasts? If so...mission accomplished! You have now posted the requisite number of fugly table pictures to earn your triple-000 designation, "Licence to Nauseate". Please pick up your new laminated ID badge at the Vauxhall address.

Thanks for the promotion B.

That’s just from a casual 5 minutes scroll through marketplace. It’s the prices that they think they’ll get for them that makes them even better

Licence to Nauseate

Licence to ill, surely

 

[Poker Zombie]

Pace yourself, man! I can't make a snarky quip about a table 6 posts ago!

Spends $8,000 on a a quality bar setup, chairs, and quilted bar-stools, then inflates a life raft to play cards.

I guess I can make a 6-post-old remark.

 

[BonScot]

Pace yourself, man! I can't make a snarky quip about a table 6 posts ago!



Spends $8,000 on a a quality bar setup, chairs, and quilted bar-stools, then inflates a life raft to play cards.

I guess I can make a 6-post-old remark.

Sorry mate. January must be the time for offloading fugly poker tables over here.

 

[Silver_Fiend]

There’s been an explosion of talent over here. Brace yourself.

#1 The life raft

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There's so much padding in there, I'm getting sleepy just looking at it.

 

[allforcharity]

Maybe the life-raft table can be used to play poker in the swimming pool? Although I would have no idea why you would want to play poker in the swimming pool.

 

[allforcharity]

Licence to ill, surely

To-may-to, to-mah-to

 

[Silver_Fiend]

#5 The fuck?

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was this stolen from the set of Star Trek? Its painted wood over painted wood, and its just waiting for you to bump into it to cause permanent injuries.

 

[mtl mile end]

Do we have clearance for table #4?

 

[BonScot]

Do we have clearance for table #4?

Too fugly man. Too fugly.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Maybe the life-raft table can be used to play poker in the swimming pool? Although I would have no idea why you would want to play poker in the swimming pool.

I have played poker in a pool. The cards were absolute toast (paper cards) but it was a riot.

Also, it helps if your opponents are extremely attractive.

 

[Ben8257]

Agreed on #2 if that Keg is usable it is genius! Other than thT the table sucks!! I love bar stool tables but not for hours of poker play!

#1 is ugly but looks comfy as hell! Would love to try that one out around 3 am in a zero action game!!

#3 and #5... no thanks is my only comment! Absolutely awful!

 

[FordPickup92]

Omg @BonScot epic tables bro!!!!

 

[BonScot]

I have played poker in a pool. The cards were absolute toast (paper cards) but it was a riot.

Also, it helps if your opponents are extremely attractive.

How long did you have to stay in the water after they left?

 

[BonScot]

Omg @BonScot epic tables bro!!!!

They’re popping up like mushrooms over here

 

[FordPickup92]

Maybe the life-raft table can be used to play poker in the swimming pool? Although I would have no idea why you would want to play poker in the swimming pool.

This actually sounds like a good summer idea....floaty rafts and floating table!

 

[JP1984]

@BonScot this must be a Scottish thing? Down souf we aren’t getting anything like the number of tables coming into the market sadly

 

[BonScot]

@BonScot this must be a Scottish thing? Down souf we aren’t getting anything like the number of tables coming into the market sadly

Good news. All of those are on marketplace in England. You can thank me later

 

[JP1984]

Haha! I must be looking in the wrong places...all I can find are treats like this...

 

[JP1984]

I’ve found them all! I just wasn’t scrolling down enough! £1100 for the life raft is just wonderful. At least he looks happy in the other pics

 

[BigChief]

Only $100 for this beautiful table! Check out the second picture - comes with free arm sweat!!!

 

[moordb]

Only $100 for this beautiful table! Check out the second picture - comes with free arm sweat!!!

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So I'm a little confused and want to ensure we are using the proper terminology. Since this was a home table, it's arm sweat and not hooker juice?

 

[sem0030]

So I'm a little confused and want to ensure we are using the proper terminology. Since this was a home table, it's arm sweat and not hooker juice?

Why not both?