Fugly Poker Table Thread (11 Viewers)

[Bluegrass Poker]

Even $100 is a little too much for this beauty!! They went exotic with the rail!

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I’d rather have the hot dog roller in the background.

 

[allforcharity]

Wow. That red velveteen table either came from the back room of a strip club or a fortune teller. But hey, if it works with your decor, go for it.

 

[BigChief]

I’d rather have the hot dog roller in the background.

I missed the hot dog roller!!!

 

[tabletalker7]

I missed the hot dog roller!!!

How do you miss something as important as that?!?

 

[Himewad]

"Red velveteen poker table. In excellent condition. solid timber base. $80AUD"

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[bigdonkey]

"Red velveteen poker table. In excellent condition. solid timber base. $80AUD"

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Anyone who's ever vacationed in the Poconos has probably slept (or not slept) on this thing. If you enjoy your chips covered in hooker juice, this is a must buy.

 

[BigChief]

Anyone who's ever vacationed in the Poconos has probably slept (or not slept) on this thing. If you enjoy your chips covered in hooker juice, this is a must buy.

Very true! There’s no way I’d stay in any of those places anymore! What was I thinking?!?

 

[MegaTon44]

Suited speed cloth ain't got shit on grandma's old couch.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2756910431218396/?ref=facebook_story_share

The seller is the official spokesperson for the Sex Offender Registry

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

I missed the hot dog roller!!!

How do you miss something as important as that?!?

I’m not making an offer until I know the seller’s opinion on whether a hot dog is a sandwich or not!

 

[allforcharity]

It kinda looks like it was upholstered with some old flannel pyjamas.

 

[Silver_Fiend]

I just want to know WTF those "cup holders" are. Look like some kind of PVC pipe abominations.

 

[allforcharity]

I just want to know WTF those "cup holders" are. Look like some kind of PVC pipe abominations.

Reminded me of Super Mario Bros.

 

[tabletalker7]

Reminded me of Super Mario Bros.

NO WAY I am letting some fireball shooting venus fly trap touch my beer

 

[WedgeRock]

I just want to know WTF those "cup holders" are. Look like some kind of PVC pipe abominations.

Reminded me of Super Mario Bros.

Missed opportunity for cup holders on @bentax1978's table.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Buyer: "Why are you selling the table?"

Seller: "I put my can of beer in the cupholder, and it never came back out"

 

[RowlettTexasChipGuy]

I must admit, this might be my favorite thread on this forum, never disappoints with pictures or comments

and some of the best WTF moments

 

[BGinGA]

It's easy, when we have great material to work with.

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

Yours for only $3K. Discounted from $4K.
I’m assuming it came from the house in the background since they are the same color. LOL.

 

[BonScot]

Yours for only $3K. Discounted from $4K.
I’m assuming it came from the house in the background since they are the same color. LOL.

Maybe pay that if it came WITH the house in the background

 

[moordb]

So, did they set it out for trash collection, or is that where they found it?

 

[allforcharity]

I wouldn't pay 3k Zimbabwean dollars for that.

 

[grebe]

Yours for only $3K. Discounted from $4K.
I’m assuming it came from the house in the background since they are the same color. LOL.

Perfect for the extremely tall....until you need to stand up.

 

[Poker Zombie]

...but they knocked $1000 off the price! How can you pass when you are saving a thousand dollars!

 

[BigChief]

Found another sweet table! This one has some sort of fake purple leather on the playing surface and pimped out gold cup holders!! Only $700!

 

[moordb]

With the pimped-out table like that, I can't believe they're using slugged dice chips.

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

Found another sweet table! This one has some sort of fake purple leather on the playing surface and pimped out gold cup holders!! Only $700!

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Find a lakers fan and they’ll make a sale. LOL

 

[BGinGA]

Nice race car colors. Sucks for poker or the game room.

 

[Silver_Fiend]

Do those sweet dice chips come with it? I would love some close up on what I can only pray are some version of "pimp cards" in the pic. I may just put it the back of my truck for a rolling pimp-poker game.

 

[Hot Nuts]

Found another sweet table! This one has some sort of fake purple leather on the playing surface and pimped out gold cup holders!! Only $700!

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Did you find it in Baton Rouge?

 

[BigChief]

The ad says “Take your poker night to a whole new level...”. Am I missing something, or are those two shallow cup holders per player? Only $500!