Giveaway ***CLOSED***12 days of PCF - Bonus Day #13 (1 Viewer)

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It's customary to respond with better burns to everyone as a thank you to the roasters, and after seeing what you said. This should be really easy.... The bar was not high. I could literally write "LoUd NoIsEs" and accomplish that.

@Marhault - thank you for the kind works, I'm surprised the supermax prison you work at has Dos computers that can log into PCF. I'm impressed you could type so much between Overtime shifts....

@ktran - nothing to say here. That's true.

@Thomacetti - I will be leaving bad feedback for you.

@tabletalker7 - when I have my documentary on the Paramount network, we will have Wayne Knight play you while I start my cult.

@ChipFinderSK - every chip that's been sent out has been rubbed against my crotch. So I can't wait for you to try and "catch them all" like a sweaty pokemon.

@FordPickup92 - I enjoy our friendship, as it's based on everyone calling you a sir and literally no one knowing your Gender on PCF. You are the Elliot Page of PCF.

@detroitdad - true story, the one time I was in detroit, I saw a guy getting the shit beat out of him for selling knockoff Eminem T shirts. The group ended up being a group of undercover cops and he was "resisting arrest". I left immediately. If you are the father of this city, you should be ashamed.

@Sprouty - I never knew that was your kid, I thought you were a babysitter off care.com in the discount section. My bad.

@Pinkdan - no burn here. That is fucking true.

And @Saoliver - I'm really excited for your TLC next show when you lose the use of your legs... The finale of the season can be you hurting your fingers while you try to clean those bounties... Again, for the tenth time...


Lol. Love you all.
 
@detroitdad - true story, the one time I was in detroit, I saw a guy getting the shit beat out of him for selling knockoff Eminem T shirts. The group ended up being a group of undercover cops and he was "resisting arrest". I left immediately. If you are the father of this city, you should be ashamed.

Only a beating? quit being a bitch. He got off easy.
 
@Josh Kifer has massive thumbs, from all the milking he does.
He drinks womanly truly beers, I guess he's trying to watch his weight.
I'm actually amazed people recieved good work from Kifer, I expected there to be bits of taco under peoples labels, and the recess area to be shaped like an egg, from all the heavy drinking. (Guess you cant get too drunk from those lame beers)
You know he once told me he likes to be presentable, look nice, use cologne and smell nice, fashionable one might say.... I couldnt believe it, no way! This guy? The belligerent, thread crapping, meme blasting, dog posting, taco eating, truly drinking dude has a presence about him self? You mean he's not a bum?!?!
He also once told me of his dreams, and aspirations....I know right? Shook. Didnt even know he was capable of completing a thought process like that.
You see, I, like the rest of you, assumed this taco eating fat thumbed goon was just a nuisance around here, disturbing threads, and throwing shit around like it was a party...

But!

I was wrong....so very very wrong.
As I've grown to know more about Mr. Kifer, I think we've become pretty good "friends" (imo, he might hate me, I wouldn't know!) Kidding.
I have learned that in all honesty @Josh Kifer is a genuine person, he does have feelings, he cares, has good taste in fashion, and is actually considerate of others. You know, as stupid as it was (and hilariously painful to open) he once sent me Christmas gift, it was great and made my whole day that day. We've chatted back and forth about a few things, and I've come to learn he's really a good dude. There's been a few times he's really helped me out and I couldn't be more thankful. Yes we've helped eachother out occasionally with finding chips here or there, but I mean actually spent time to have a conversation during a tough time when just a listening ear provided support and helped me through.
I know some of you may find him annoying, but he's actually a cool guy. And he does excellent milling work when hes not busy milking!

Ps - I havent forgotten about our taco party poker meet up with @Saoliver! (fyi - @Ben8257 prefers soft taco shells)
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