That's sir Karen to you!@FordPickup92 - I enjoy our friendship, as it's based on everyone calling you a sir and literally no one knowing your Gender on PCF. You are the Elliot Page of PCF.
I will defend @Josh Kifer on this one. His sweetheart puppy grabbed a sausage off the roller. That foul odor is actually dogfarts not himJosh Kifer emits a foul and unpleasant odor
No, that's totally valid. Lots of dogfarts in this household.I will defend @Josh Kifer on this one. His sweetheart puppy grabbed a sausage off the roller. That foul odor is actually dogfarts not him
I said this before and I will say it again. @Josh Kifer is not a murderer. He just removes a poker chip's previous life and makes it ready for a new life. This makes @Josh Kifer the David Koresh of the chip community.
-The only Kifer posts I enjoy are the ones with pictures of his dog.
-His mass-murdering of thousands of innocent chips is likely some sort of overcompensation for something in his everyday life.
He's a cool kid and all but I'm not 100% sure he is mine.@Sprouty - I never knew that was your kid, I thought you were a babysitter off care.com in the discount section. My bad.
@Josh Kifer burns through chips like Larry King burns through wives!
But seriously though, I'll never forget my first interaction with Kifer... no matter how hard I try.
P.S. Don't ever change, Kifer!
@Josh Kifer gettin’ that speech readyView attachment 595901
@detroitdad - true story, the one time I was in detroit, I saw a guy getting the shit beat out of him for selling knockoff Eminem T shirts. The group ended up being a group of undercover cops and he was "resisting arrest". I left immediately. If you are the father of this city, you should be ashamed.
I was shocked to find out what @Josh Kifer looked like, so I took this screenshot of him from the WC online Meetup.
He's looking fairly sprightly though for a man of his age.
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Making knockoff Eminem shirts is the main economy in detroit....Only a beating? quit being a bitch. He got off easy.
Josh Keifer after seeing this post
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Making knockoff Eminem shirts is the main economy in detroit....
@Josh Kifer eats the labels of every chip he murders.
He one sick fuckin' dude.
(That's why we love him. Don't ever change, man.)
Another detroit dad, rejecting there only son. Seems very detroit like.....Fuck Eminem, his shit sucks
Awesome giveaway. I think the labels end up in a batch of fatman crack. View attachment 595920
Hahahaha. Okay, that made me lol.Is this the thread to ask @Josh Kifer what size are the decks he is selling?
The best hand @Josh Kifer ever played is his left. Except when he goes for strange, and then it's his right.
@Josh Kifer has massive thumbs, from all the milking he does.
He drinks womanly truly beers, I guess he's trying to watch his weight.
I'm actually amazed people recieved good work from Kifer, I expected there to be bits of taco under peoples labels, and the recess area to be shaped like an egg, from all the heavy drinking. (Guess you cant get too drunk from those lame beers)
You know he once told me he likes to be presentable, look nice, use cologne and smell nice, fashionable one might say.... I couldnt believe it, no way! This guy? The belligerent, thread crapping, meme blasting, dog posting, taco eating, truly drinking dude has a presence about him self? You mean he's not a bum?!?!
He also once told me of his dreams, and aspirations....I know right? Shook. Didnt even know he was capable of completing a thought process like that.
You see, I, like the rest of you, assumed this taco eating fat thumbed goon was just a nuisance around here, disturbing threads, and throwing shit around like it was a party...
But!
I was wrong....so very very wrong.
As I've grown to know more about Mr. Kifer, I think we've become pretty good "friends" (imo, he might hate me, I wouldn't know!) Kidding.
I have learned that in all honesty @Josh Kifer is a genuine person, he does have feelings, he cares, has good taste in fashion, and is actually considerate of others. You know, as stupid as it was (and hilariously painful to open) he once sent me Christmas gift, it was great and made my whole day that day. We've chatted back and forth about a few things, and I've come to learn he's really a good dude. There's been a few times he's really helped me out and I couldn't be more thankful. Yes we've helped eachother out occasionally with finding chips here or there, but I mean actually spent time to have a conversation during a tough time when just a listening ear provided support and helped me through.
I know some of you may find him annoying, but he's actually a cool guy. And he does excellent milling work when hes not busy milking!
Ps - I havent forgotten about our taco party poker meet up with @Saoliver! (fyi - @Ben8257 prefers soft taco shells)
Another detroit dad, rejecting there only son. Seems very detroit like.....
@Josh Kifer ’s mill has drilled so many old dirty chips it has syphilis.