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So, I have a CPC set that should be out sometime in April. It is on the tail run of the current Scrown run.

So... What do you win?. You win six chips. Tourney set. Art is done by J5.... and a few people here can tell you, they turned out fantastic. But I refused to release images until chips are in my fat hands. Chips were 2 weeks out 17 days ago, so id say this will close the moment they arrive at my door. Now... that could be a week, it could be a bit longer.... or I could get a shipping notice in the next hour... WHO KNOWS.

How do you win? Let's make this as convoluted and annoying as possible. I love O8 flips, so... We need 8 players. How do I get 8 people.... How about, you post anything and your in. But, isn't that too easy?

How about you post in this thread and your entered. The 8 will be picked by a random number generator based on the total of posts. Exciting huh. But then you ask "Josh, that just means @BarrieJ3 is just going to Spam in the thread"... Well, He actually is already getting a set on based on helping fund this project, along with @Zmasterben and a couple others, so they cant win. But I still got to throw a wrench into this. If you post twice back to back (INCLUDING PAGE BREAKS), both of those numbers will be a redraw when I draw. (if you post #31 and #32, both numbers start a redraw. If there is a post between them and your #31 and #33, all the numbers are still valid). If you make the final table, you cant get in twice or more. One seat per person, that's it.

Q&A

Q- Josh.... What do the chips look like?

A- They look great. That's all the info I can give.

Q- How do i know the draw is going to be real?

A- Because this is going to entertain me, and im degen. If its that big of an issue, we have some trust problems in our relationship.

Q- Do I have to pay shipping?

A - Yeah, ya do. but that allows international if ya cover it. 5.50 in the USA will get them there....

If we have a scoop, they win the chips. If there is a high/low chop or double chop somewhere, all winners will do a heads up Holdem flip for the set. If ya don't win, ill prob auction a set once the chips are in my hands, or at least give another set away. Goal here is, come... chat.... talk about chips. If your new, come meet some people and win some chips. The more ya chat, the more chances you have to win... UNLESS YOU POST TWICE IN A ROW THEN YOU RUINED EVERYTHING.

Pictures of Dogs are more then approved.
 
I literally haven't clicked on this thread I quite sometime... I noticed almost 900 responses! OMG this has to be the most involved giveaway ever!! Then remembered who made the thread... found page after page of sammich debates and ridiculous but halarious trolling... which is a must for Josh. So I ask in all honest @Josh Kifer did you actually find 8 players for you're giveaway? Or is this si.ply the greatest trolling thread ever created? Close second would be the scrub donkey order thread... sorry @Marhault but this one trumps your thread! Lmao keep up the amazing work boys!! For the record @cascadiapoker that floppy dick mustard corn dog was amazing!
 
I literally haven't clicked on this thread I quite sometime... I noticed almost 900 responses! OMG this has to be the most involved giveaway ever!! Then remembered who made the thread... found page after page of sammich debates and ridiculous but halarious trolling... which is a must for Josh. So I ask in all honest @Josh Kifer did you actually find 8 players for you're giveaway? Or is this si.ply the greatest trolling thread ever created? Close second would be the scrub donkey order thread... sorry @Marhault but this one trumps your thread! Lmao keep up the amazing work boys!! For the record @cascadiapoker that floppy dick mustard corn dog was amazing!
Well, I said this was going to go until the chips arrived. Chips haven't arrived. I'm not a monster, someone will win a set.
 
Serious question... maybe this one has been resolved... based on this definition
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If anything inside a tortilla a burrito??? Why do we call them soft tacos or Fajitas? Isn't meat wrapped in a tortilla a burrito????
 
Well, I said this was going to go until the chips arrived. Chips haven't arrived. I'm not a monster, someone will win a set.
Oh no brother... wasn't trying to be an ass just meant are there actually 8 contestants in the 30 pages of sammich, dog porn and Weiner jokes? For the record... God bless each and every single post, and to all of you who took the time to help make this amazing thread... all new chippers should from this point forward be directed straight to.this thread for expected behavior whilst navigating the forum!
 
Oh no brother... wasn't trying to be an ass just meant are there actually 8 contestants in the 30 pages of sammich, dog porn and Weiner jokes? For the record... God bless each and every single post, and to all of you who took the time to help make this amazing thread... all new chippers should from this point forward be directed straight to.this thread for expected behavior whilst navigating the forum!
EXPECTED BEHAVIOR.
 
I'm selling T-shirts after the show. They don't have my name on 'em, they're just Hanes 3-packs.

Mitch Hedberg
 
Also I know no better platform than here amongst my peers to show you my largest accomplishment to date on the forum!! These MoFos are more rare than unicorn farts!! I'm serious this shit has absolutely never happened to me.. probably going to print it out and frame it!! What a freaking day!! Are you ready for this my friends????
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I freaking got Dave to give me a laughing face on one of my comments!!!! I absolutely can not believe it!!! @FordPickup92 please do not fall over at work but it is true beautiful... for what it's worth I couldn't have done it without you guys!!
 
When I’m at a hotel and I take something out of the minibar, I always fathom that I'm going to replace it before they check me off and charge me. But they made that shit impossible to replace. I go to the store, I say, "Do you have Coke . . . in a glass harmonica?" “Do you have individually wrapped cashews?”
 
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