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So, I have a CPC set that should be out sometime in April. It is on the tail run of the current Scrown run.

So... What do you win?. You win six chips. Tourney set. Art is done by J5.... and a few people here can tell you, they turned out fantastic. But I refused to release images until chips are in my fat hands. Chips were 2 weeks out 17 days ago, so id say this will close the moment they arrive at my door. Now... that could be a week, it could be a bit longer.... or I could get a shipping notice in the next hour... WHO KNOWS.

How do you win? Let's make this as convoluted and annoying as possible. I love O8 flips, so... We need 8 players. How do I get 8 people.... How about, you post anything and your in. But, isn't that too easy?

How about you post in this thread and your entered. The 8 will be picked by a random number generator based on the total of posts. Exciting huh. But then you ask "Josh, that just means @BarrieJ3 is just going to Spam in the thread"... Well, He actually is already getting a set on based on helping fund this project, along with @Zmasterben and a couple others, so they cant win. But I still got to throw a wrench into this. If you post twice back to back (INCLUDING PAGE BREAKS), both of those numbers will be a redraw when I draw. (if you post #31 and #32, both numbers start a redraw. If there is a post between them and your #31 and #33, all the numbers are still valid). If you make the final table, you cant get in twice or more. One seat per person, that's it.

Q&A

Q- Josh.... What do the chips look like?

A- They look great. That's all the info I can give.

Q- How do i know the draw is going to be real?

A- Because this is going to entertain me, and im degen. If its that big of an issue, we have some trust problems in our relationship.

Q- Do I have to pay shipping?

A - Yeah, ya do. but that allows international if ya cover it. 5.50 in the USA will get them there....

If we have a scoop, they win the chips. If there is a high/low chop or double chop somewhere, all winners will do a heads up Holdem flip for the set. If ya don't win, ill prob auction a set once the chips are in my hands, or at least give another set away. Goal here is, come... chat.... talk about chips. If your new, come meet some people and win some chips. The more ya chat, the more chances you have to win... UNLESS YOU POST TWICE IN A ROW THEN YOU RUINED EVERYTHING.

Pictures of Dogs are more then approved.
 
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.

Steven Wright
 
Brosef. Delete this shit please, or I’ll have a mod do it. First of all we didn’t steal it, it was legit walking around town with no one being out during Covid. Secondly, apparently someone posted the photos on social media and they went mini viral, and two of the guys have already been visited by local cops.

We did nothing wrong, but I have to get these pics offline.

edit: the llama effing loved it. We left him on the steps of a local firehouse at the end of the night, he was safe.
 
Brosef. Delete this shit please, or I’ll have a mod do it. First of all we didn’t steal it, it was legit walking around town with no one being out during Covid. Secondly, apparently someone posted the photos on social media and they went mini viral, and two of the guys have already been visited by local cops.

We did nothing wrong, but I have to get these pics offline.

edit: the llama effing loved it. We left him on the steps of a local firehouse at the end of the night, he was safe.
It's always the social that buzzkills
 
Sometimes I wave at people I don’t know. But it’s dangerous to wave at someone you don’t know, because what if they don’t have a hand? They’ll think you’re cocky. “Look what I got motherfucker! This thing is useful. I’m gonna go pick something up.”
 
Sometimes I wave at people I don’t know.
I honk and wave at people walking that I dont know on the regular. Just FYI. I've done it since high school. It back-fired on me once. I honked at this chick who was working on her lawn... She wasn't attractive, but I honked anyway. Next day, she shows up at 7Eleven (where I worked in high school) and thinks I'm interested.

Wife rolls her eyes when I do it now...

Ace and Deuce are driving now... They do it too.
 
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
 
I honk and wave at people walking that I dont know on the regular. Just FYI. I've done it since high school. It back-fired on me once. I honked at this chick who was working on her lawn... She wasn't attractive, but I honked anyway. Next day, she shows up at 7Eleven (where I worked in high school) and thinks I'm interested.

Wife rolls her eyes when I do it now...

Ace and Deuce are driving now... They do it too.
I used to do this all the time. Wave to people, say hi. I gave up in my early twenties, when everyone thought I was being mean or making fun of them or cat calling.

Specifically remember the last time. Driving downtown with the wife. At a stop light and a very eclectic looking kid is going through the sidewalk. I leaned out the window and yelled “Love the hair dude!”, to which he sheepishly turned with his head down and moped away. Super sad, his hair was dope.

Now that I’m old and fat, women don’t think I’m hitting on them, maybe people won’t think I’m making fun of them either. Time to start it back up!
 
I used to do this all the time. Wave to people, say hi. I gave up in my early twenties, when everyone thought I was being mean or making fun of them or cat calling.

Specifically remember the last time. Driving downtown with the wife. At a stop light and a very eclectic looking kid is going through the sidewalk. I leaned out the window and yelled “Love the hair dude!”, to which he sheepishly turned with his head down and moped away. Super sad, his hair was dope.

Now that I’m old and fat, women don’t think I’m hitting on them, maybe people won’t think I’m making fun of them either. Time to start it back up!
Every once in a while I honk at golfers in their back swing.

It's the one true evil thing that my dad thought me as a youngster. I still crack up.
 
I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
 
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