Whose Screen Name Puts You on Tilt? (2 Viewers)

[Grandmasturkey]

OMG

I cannot beeeelieve this.

While I am working hard all day long to buy moar chips and not checking PCF, this transpires.

First, I'm really disappointed in you all. Being mean to an old lady SHAME ON YOU

Second, thank you to my grandson @Lil Tuna for coming to my defense when I was indisposed...

And third: all press is good press.

Bye bye, see you in your nightmares

 

[kirchhausen]

Grandmaster Key as well lol

 

[Moxie Mike]

I was going to nominate @Moxie Mike I heard that guy was a real doofus. But then I saw the pics of his corporate headquarters and now I want to be his friend...

I love this. A lot.

TYTY. I just moved in this month - still getting organized. I did manage to get one card game together so far... here are the Moxie Minions hard at work:

In my old office I used to stash all the poker stuff in the closet when not in use. But in the new and improved Club Moxie, we're not even going to hide the fact that fun happens here!

 

[BootySnatcher]

@Seeking Alpha Social Club !! Longer than shit and like naming yourself after a fuck'n night club!! WTF!!

lol

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

TYTY. I just moved in this month - still getting organized. I did manage to get one card game together so far... here are the Moxie Minions hard at work:

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That looks really nice! I see you live near Lake Michigan. That is one of our favorite places to visit when we travel north from Texas. I'm originally from Iowa, so we occasionally run over to MI after a trip to visit family. Just last June my wife and I spent a couple nights near Saugatuck after attending a wedding in Iowa. I'll check in with you before our next trip to the area. Maybe you will have a game running and I can get an invite.

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

@Seeking Alpha Social Club !! Longer than shit and like naming yourself after a fuck'n night club!! WTF!!

I've always wondered where your name came from. I spend a lot of time on an investing web site called Seeking Alpha.

 

[Seeking Alpha Social Club]

I've always wondered where your name came from. I spend a lot of time on an investing web site called Seeking Alpha.

I'm a finance major, so I saw an intersection with poker.

Why Seeking Alpha?​

The term “Alpha” has multiple definitions, two of which can be used to describe poker players. In general terms, alpha denotes the number one position–the big dog or big Kahuna. This especially applies during tournament playing where players are seeking the top position or “seeking alpha.”

The field of finance uses alpha to describe above average financial returns (as opposed to beta which are average returns). During cash games, players are seeking above average returns; thus, they are “seeking alpha.”

Why a Social Club?​

Playing poker with the Seeking Alpha Social Club is not gambling, and it’s much more than just a poker game. If that’s what you’re looking for, then you’re not likely to become a Seeking Alpha Social Club member.

We don’t have the most expensive game in town–as a matter of fact it’s probably one of the smallest games in town–but we do have the best game in town. The Seeking Alpha Social Club is first and foremost an opportunity for wonderful friends and great family to gather and share a passion we all love.

 

[Moxie Mike]

That looks really nice! I see you live near Lake Michigan. That is one of our favorite places to visit when we travel north from Texas. I'm originally from Iowa, so we occasionally run over to MI after a trip to visit family. Just last June my wife and I spent a couple nights near Saugatuck after attending a wedding in Iowa. I'll check in with you before our next trip to the area. Maybe you will have a game running and I can get an invite.

I'm in Ottawa county so yeah not too far from the lakeshore. If you know you're going to be around these parts drop me a line and I'll see what I can do to put a game together. We have a good group we play with - might even be able to swing a few PCFers from the east side of the state as well.

 

[99%evil]

Yeltzen- weird
Jojobinks- douche

Oh wrong site

 

[JustDave]

@Grandmasturkey - for months in my head I read this as Grandmastur Key
@RocAFella1 - doesn't fit him at all
@BGinGA - because I always pronounce it as Buh-geen-guh when referring to him
@Windwalker - channels supervillain vibes with his lair of chips

I always think @Grandmasturkey is Grand Master Turkey. This is the first time I looked at it and realized it's Grandma's Turkey.

 

[bergs]

@liftapint because I still see it as lift a print and then I think of CSI and I don’t even watch that show.

I legit thought Mel was a detective for at least 3 years.

 

[RainmanTrail]

@HaRDHouSeiNC He must have thought screen names had to have at least 7 capital letters. At least he didn't use symbols too. I'd hate to see his password.

You sir have balls of steel posting in here!

 

[chipsandcookies]

@Grandmasturkey , another shoutout with to Grandmaster turn key .....no wait grandmaster key. ... cant be, there is a "u" in there...
(reading something else to double check my brain didn`t just go dumb on me. .. nope still working)
let`s try again.....must be a typo , I`ll stick with Grandmaster Key

 

[Perthmike]

+1 for thinking it was grandmaster turkey

 

[MrCatPants]

+1 for thinking it was grandmaster turkey

I thought you were "Per the Mike", like you liked talking about yourself in the third person, the first few times I saw your screen name.

 

[Grandmasturkey]

@Grandmasturkey , another shoutout with to Grandmaster turn key .....no wait grandmaster key. ... cant be, there is a "u" in there...
(reading something else to double check my brain didn`t just go dumb on me. .. nope still working)
let`s try again.....must be a typo , I`ll stick with Grandmaster Key

Wow @Lil Tuna do you believe this???

 

[Grandmasturkey]

+1 for thinking it was grandmaster turkey

I don't even know how you read this forum, it's not in Australian....

 

[Grandmasturkey]

Everyone is uninvited from thanksgiving.

 

[inca911]

Everyone is uninvited from thanksgiving.

Even the Grandmastur who owns the key?

 

[TheOffalo]

or an odd euphemism for masturbation.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one.

No one else thought it had anything to do with a masturbating turkey?

 

[legend672]

I don't even know how you read this forum, it's not in Australian....

It’s popular from Vienna to Innsbruck

 

[ekricket]

I always think @Grandmasturkey is Grand Master Turkey. This is the first time I looked at it and realized it's Grandma's Turkey.

I just wonder what grandma calls her other grandkids

 

[Jeevansluck]

Ever since I joined…

I can’t stand the handle of the person who uses a bunch of symbols that I can’t even find so I can’t even tag the guy. Not like I would. Just an annoying handle from someone who needs to be so different it’s likely a social issue.

WTF is <*)))(((>> and a whole bunch of dumb symbols I ain’t gonna bother to figure out. The user has a picture of godzillas eye or something

GTFO

 

[allforcharity]

Ever since I joined…

I can’t stand the handle of the person who uses a bunch of symbols that I can’t even find so I can’t even tag the guy. Not like I would. Just an annoying handle from someone who needs to be so different it’s likely a social issue.

WTF is <*)))(((>> and a whole bunch of dumb symbols I ain’t gonna bother to figure out. The user has a picture of godzillas eye or something

GTFO

I thought it was a fish.

 

[Jeevansluck]

I thought it was a fish.

Doesn’t change my opinion the slightest.

 

[Lil Tuna]

Ever since I joined…

I can’t stand the handle of the person who uses a bunch of symbols that I can’t even find so I can’t even tag the guy. Not like I would. Just an annoying handle from someone who needs to be so different it’s likely a social issue.

WTF is <*)))(((>> and a whole bunch of dumb symbols I ain’t gonna bother to figure out. The user has a picture of godzillas eye or something

GTFO