UFC tonight. (4 Viewers)

[Felt_Lizard]

My sons are coming over and we are going to watch some fases git punched and sum neks git choked.

Steak strips over rice with sauteed garlic green beans (that's what we cook on the HEAVEN-side uv the Mason-Dixon line, @Josh Kifer ).

We'll be small time betting on the fights...

 

[Josh Kifer]

My sons are coming over and we are going to watch some fases git punched and sum neks git choked.

Steak strips over rice with sauteed garlic green beans (that's what we cook on the HEAVEN-side uv the Mason-Dixon line, @Josh Kifer ).

We'll be small time betting on the fights...

Because everyone who's fun to party with is like "boy, I want some rice. Fuck yeah. Rice"

No. They say potato's.....

 

[EmptyPocs]

 

[Felt_Lizard]

Next fight:

I got $5 on the favored CRISTIAN QUIÑONEZ.

Takers?

 

[Felt_Lizard]

And @Josh Kifer , I cuntseed that the potatoe is better than the rice.

You win this round, player.

 

[Felt_Lizard]

Mango martini.

~VERY~ masculine drink.

 

[Felt_Lizard]

Fight still early, I'll go 2/1 against the lesser favored.

Need answer...

 

[Josh Kifer]

And @Josh Kifer , I cuntseed that the potatoe is better than the rice.

You win this round, player.

 

[Josh Kifer]

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Mango martini.

~VERY~ masculine drink.

 

[joeyshin]

And @Josh Kifer , I cuntseed that the potatoe is better than the rice.

You win this round, player.

I like potatoes too, but rice with a dash of worcheshire and two sunny side up eggs is 100x better than potatoes. Also heafty spoonful of salsa on that steak.

 

[Felt_Lizard]

Next fight, Noah is taking the favored, 5 streak Ailin for $10.

I told him that for wmma, any lesbian who misses weight, and has reach, is GOING TO WIN.

But he won't listen. He's dumb.

LFG.

 

[Felt_Lizard]

Wait, she didn't miss weight?

The website fucking LIES.

 

[Felt_Lizard]

I backed the bet down after I saw the shemale made weight.

So I am five down...

 

[Felt_Lizard]

Taking Medina 3/1.

Noah, and Vegas, thinks Gandra dog-stomps my guy.

One time...

 

[Felt_Lizard]

SONUVABITCH!

less than a minute.


FUCK!

 

[Felt_Lizard]

$10 down after the prelims. The Pom martini is doing little to help.....

 

[Josh Kifer]

I like potatoes too, but rice with a dash of worcheshire and two sunny side up eggs is 100x better than potatoes. Also heafty spoonful of salsa on that steak.

 

[Josh Kifer]

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$10 down after the prelims. The Pom martini is doing little to help.....

 

[Felt_Lizard]

Vera vs Martinez.

Doing bet research....

 

[Felt_Lizard]

WTF.

I am being told that Moreno, rank 6 is being fed an unranked Kavanagh.

ON WHAT PLANET ?!

I mean, I heard the rumblings, but dismissed them. But now I guess this Paramount merger really has just rendered rankings meaningless?

(...might as well be watching WWE...)

 

[Felt_Lizard]

Bunes vs Chairez fight is a fucking bad judges ROBBERY.

ROBBERY.

 

[Felt_Lizard]

King Green at 39 just slept a 26 year old.

And I got 3/1 on that old bastard !

I'm 10 up !

Co-main coming up !!!

 

[Felt_Lizard]

I put 10 on Vera for 2/1, and after R1, I think I flushed it down the toilet.

Vera better nut up...

 

[ekricket]

And @Josh Kifer , I cuntseed that the potatoe is better than the rice.

You win this round, player.

 

[joeyshin]

I’ve converted so many people from steak and potatoes to steak and eggs

 

[Felt_Lizard]

I eat steak and eggs for breakfast multiple times a week.

My hope is that due to high BP and cholesterol primers, my chest will detonate outwards like a claymore mine going off...

 

[Felt_Lizard]

I got 3 to 1 on Kavanagh against Moreno.

I guess it was a short notice fight, and thank Jeebus my longshot guy won. Big upset.

$30 up for the night.