Today's Banner Ad (34 Viewers)

[chippitydoodah]

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What the actual @$#& lol

Relax...its a thumb

 

[DrunkleWade]

This could be telling me something, considering I'm drooling over @Cratty 's Tangiers chips.

 

[ChipMonster]

Hmm, but how does it not know I use body wash for my crack?

 

[erdried]

WTF?
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So did you end up playing?

 

[erdried]

Hmm, but how does it not know I use body wash for my crack?

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Omg, is everyone ok?

 

[ChipMonster]

Omg, is everyone ok?

Its been a long and slow road to recovery

 

[DrunkleWade]

…if you make them a little swimming pool they will sunbathe the day away. They are the lifeguard’s problem now.

 

[RocAFella1]

Hmm, but how does it not know I use body wash for my crack?

Don’t drop the soap

 

[chipinla]

 

[buffalojim]

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Queue up Warren Zevon

 

[Lil Tuna]

Queue up Warren Zevon

 

[ashetoother]

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Ha! I just got this one as well...

 

[chipinla]

I mean, I’ve had worse Friday nights…

 

[Poker Zombie]

I mean, I’ve had worse Friday nights…
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Pro tip:

Hold on to the bottlecap end. The lid provides extra grip when your fingers are slick with the vaseli...

oh shit, wrong forum...WRONG FORUM!!!

 

[drdr]

I mean, I’ve had worse Friday nights…
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Fancy. Glass rather than plastic.

 

[Mr Winberg]

Fancy. Glass rather than plastic.

Yep, much better...until it isn't...

 

[EastCoastCali]

They must know I have kids…

 

[Poker Zombie]

Yep, much better...until it isn't...

I've used Waterford Crystal for almost 20 years with 2-3 tables per game. Had to replace 3 so far.

Fine drinkware is for fine friends. Plastic is for hobos.

 

[Coyote]

I've used Waterford Crystal for almost 20 years with 2-3 tables per game. Had to replace 3 so far.

Fine drinkware is for fine friends. Plastic is for hobos.

Plastic cups are for enemies of mankind.
If there is a need for something cheaper, then cardboard coffee cups is the way to go.

 

[suchj0sh]

Wowee

 

[DrunkleWade]

Well, I guess it's the next logical step.

 

[jayfiggy]

i’m not even married

 

[Mrs Poker Zombie]

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i’m not even married

Apparently you are going to marry whomever is currently beating you.....

 

[Nymor]

Not quite sure what's going on here

 

[Coyote]

Most banner adds I 'm getting are about senior dating.
Given that I 'm not yet a senior citizen, there must be a mistake in their algorithm.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Most banner adds I 'm getting are about senior dating.
Given that I 'm not yet a senior citizen, there must be a mistake in their algorithm.

Don't dis the G-Milf.

Even though I question if that will translate into Greek.

 

[EastCoastCali]

I have no clue what’s happening here, but anyone know where I can order the 25-35 year old candles?

 

[RocAFella1]

I have no clue what’s happening here, but anyone know where I can order the 25-35 year old candles?

OnlyCans

 

[BirdCage]

I have no clue what’s happening here, but anyone know where I can order the 25-35 year old candles?

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I’ve seen the same ad. Reminds me of a sculpture at a local museum.

 

[EastCoastCali]

I’ve seen the same ad. Reminds me of a sculpture at a local museum.

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Yikes…