Today's Banner Ad (2 Viewers)

[One Eyed Dollar]

Summit Racing really wants me to buy one of their Lowrider crate engines for my nonexistent lowrider.

 

[Venturalvn]

Weird, this was mine today

 

[BGinGA]

lol, they def have me pegged... almost spooky:

 

[72o]

I typed in "chicks" once instead of "chips" and now I get these:

 

[Forty4]

I apparently have an opioid addiction because Subboxone ads have been "popping" up the last few days.

Not sure if I spelled subboxone correcly but too afraid of what my banners will look like if I do go searching.

I'm getting a lot of dating sites as well.

Don't think my wife would be happy if either were actually true.

 

[FDLmold]

I'm in Indiana. The ads are getting better.

 

[WedgeRock]

My father-in-law and I were talking about tires. Not on the phone or on the internet at all, just out loud in person. I haven't done any tire-related activities on my phone at all. This was the first page I opened after the conversation. I'm a little freaked out.

EDIT: Thanks to the mod that moved this.

 

[Ghoti]

My colleague told me a similar story about a month ago. Can't remember what the product was though. Spooky stuff.

 

[Tommy]

I typed in "chicks" once instead of "chips" and now I get these:

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That one might be related to the page content. "TRK Single Collector Club"

 

[Max D]

?? At least it knows I am in Arizona, but Meditation????

 

[bentax1978]

Not really a big shock given my recent post history.

 

[72o]

Hmmm my wife didn't fall for this slogan:

Just touch it, hon. It's cool I swear. Then it just got creepy.

 

[bentax1978]

Hmmm my wife didn't fall for this slogan:

Speaking of wives, I had some explaining to do to @Mrs. Bentax after this one...

 

[Mr Tree]

Speaking of wives, I had some explaining to do to @Mrs. Bentax after this one...

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She knew Dan. She always knew.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Speaking of wives, I had some explaining to do to @Mrs. Bentax after this one...

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Did you travel 1/2 way across the country, to meet with a bunch of men from the internet? Where you up late... all night practically? Did you have breakfast with one or more of these men in the morning? By the end of the weekend, did you get it "all-in"?

Don't blame Google ads.

 

[WedgeRock]

How boring is my life?

 

[FDLmold]

x is 49, I like these

 

[k9dr]

Apparently they want me to go back to Cuba

 

[GenghisKhan]

I've been getting LaSenza lingerie ads for over a week. (Same thing is Victoria's Secret.)
I swear I have not been checking out any lingerie sites, lol.

Then I decided to opt out of targeted ads in my tablet settings and through the DAA website.
Now I get this ad:

When I click on the X, I get an option "why are you showing me this ad?"
Then it says cause I opted out of targeted ads it's just showing me whatever basically.
And I think they're trying to call me a bastard. "Tyranny - bastards wound".

Funny thing, when I wrote bastard, check what autocorrect suggests:

Why didn't anyone tell me about "bastard settings". All this time...

 

[crussader]

I've been hitting the refresh button for ten minutes and can't get one worth posting to come up. I guess my life is too boring.

EDIT: Best I could do...

Apparently from all the real estate sites I was searching for a recent house purchase.

 

[FDLmold]

Jared! In a banner ad! LOL

 

[Hot Nuts]

I keep getting ads for motor boating

 

[Poker Zombie]

I keep getting ads for motor boating

You're visiting too many porn sites.

 

[crussader]

What kind of ads you get when your browser history looks like the following?

pokerchipforum.com
paypal.com
pokerchipforum.com
paypal.com
pokerchipforum.com
paypal.com
pokerchipforum.com
paypal.com
pokerchipforum.com
paypal.com
pokerchipforum.com
paypal.com

Surely someone around here knows.

 

[Poker Zombie]

What kind of ads you get when your browser history looks like the following?

pokerchipforum.com
paypal.com
pokerchipforum.com
paypal.com
pokerchipforum.com
paypal.com
pokerchipforum.com
paypal.com
pokerchipforum.com
paypal.com
pokerchipforum.com
paypal.com

Surely someone around here knows.

 

[crussader]

LOL

 

[GenghisKhan]

And....I'm back to being a perv:

All I've been searching lately is chips, movies, and what to get my wife for our 10 year anniv....Ahhh! Click.

 

[Hot Nuts]

You're visiting too many porn sites.

Glad someone got my reference,

 

[GenghisKhan]

What the fuuuuu

Just walked into Subway. Waiting in line refreshed the PCF site, and the ad that pops up is Subway.

We're being watched.

 

[FDLmold]

I wonder how much Subway pays for an ad to somebody who is already going to buy their food?
Was Jared in the ad? Like a combo sex offender lookup eat your lunch advertisement?