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Things That Are Bullsh*t (79 Viewers)

Poker Zombie said:
I also hate it when that happens (in about 20 minutes).
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beware these badly labeled veggies I saw the other day
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I was watering plants out front and my neighbor asked how old the hose was. 30 years maybe? He said see, that don’t make stuff like that anymore; I have to buy a new one practically every year.
When I finished and was gathering up the hose, it tore right out of its coupler.
Can’t make this stuff up.
 
Those veggies remind me of something.
Cocao beans are the the building blocks of chocolate. It's a plant.
Ergo, chocolate is salad.
 
upNdown said:
I was watering plants out front and my neighbor asked how old the hose was. 30 years maybe? He said see, that don’t make stuff like that anymore; I have to buy a new one practically every year.
When I finished and was gathering up the hose, it tore right out of its coupler.
Can’t make this stuff up.
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Just hope he doesnt ask how long you've been married
 
upNdown said:
Ha! Somebody must have asked me that fifteen years ago.
On a related not, yesterday I learned how simple it is to repair a hose. Who knew?
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That's the first thing I thought. I had a gravel driveway and had a concrete driveway poured. The low-bid company when leveling the drive grated right through my hose that feeds 300' of hose to the tennis courts.

A trip to Lowes, a $10 part ,and a 10 minute fix and water was running again.

However, if your hose is starting to rot, maybe it's time to replace it. Only you can tell.
 
Bullshit 1: Paris $2 Inlay chips turning from Pink spots to Peach & Orange.

Bullshit #2: Scrubbing Paris $2 Inlay chips with an eraser to return the spots back to Pink.

Question: Do the hot stamps have the same issue?
 
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chippitydoodah said:
Bullshit 1: Paris $2 Inlay chips turning from Pink spots to Peach & Orange.

Bullshit #2: Scrubbing Paris $2 Inlay chips with an eraser to return the spots back to Pink.

Question: Do the hot stamps have the same issue?
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Yes. It’s a Paulson formula issue with certain colors. Chip rust.
 
My AC is having a hard time keeping up, but that’s not the bullshit. I dug around and I have 7 fans in my house. Four of them don’t work. The 4 that don’t work were all bought in the last 5-10 years. The 3 fans that work are all decades old.
 
The days are getting hotter. You want something refreshing to cool yourself down. You go to the grocery store. Hang around the watermelons and spend half an hour smacking them for sounds and rubbing up on them to find the perfect one with a big yellow spot. And then when you get home to cut it open it's the most tasteless, dense, not sweet bullshit ass watermelon you've ever tasted. And it feels like that happens way more often nowadays. That's bullshit.
 
Cratty said:
Mens Shirts.

I'm tired of buying shirts that have wildly different cuts and fits, yet they're all labeled with whatever marketing term they came up with. Just make it simple: S/M/L and classic fit, athletic fit, slim fit, etc. Make the sizing at least somewhat consistent across the industry. I want a standard approach that actually translates across brands.

And it should be mandatory to pre-shrink them.. I don't care if 2% of people cold wash and hang dry their clothes. The other 98% of us normal people throw everything in with the rest of the laundry and dry them like the lord intended. Give me shirts I can try on in a store and trust they'll fit the same a week later.

I'm tired of buying a shirt, loving the fit, washing it once, and finding out it no longer fits. Then it sits in my closet for a year as a disappointment before I finally throw it out and repeat the cycle with the next one.

Fuck you, clothing brands. We know you're just trying to get us to replace our clothes every month.

Side note: I finally gave up trying new things. I found that Target's Goodfellow "Everyday Wear" shirts fit me fine. They were on sale for $5 each, so I bought 40 of them and threw out most of the rest of my wardrobe.
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...and now we know why he has to sell the Jolly Rogers.
 
Riceballs said:
The days are getting hotter. You want something refreshing to cool yourself down. You go to the grocery store. Hang around the watermelons and spend half an hour smacking them for sounds and rubbing up on them to find the perfect one with a big yellow spot. And then when you get home to cut it open it's the most tasteless, dense, not sweet bullshit ass watermelon you've ever tasted. And it feels like that happens way more often nowadays. That's bullshit.
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Watermelon Melon GIF by Celebs Go Dating
 
Tonysquander said:
Forgetting to shake bottle and squirting watery mustard on your bread...total BS.
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This is an all new generational BS. You know - in my day the mustard was applied by a butter knife from a glass jar, no juice in the bottle at all. :)

And don't get me started on ketchup now days with HFCS (liquid sluge) - all I have to say is "Anticipation" for the "mature audience"

 
Tight_Lay_DOWN said:
This is an all new generational BS. You know - in my day the mustard was applied by a butter knife from a glass jar, no juice in the bottle at all. :)

And don't get me started on ketchup now days with HFCS (liquid sluge) - all I have to say is "Anticipation" for the "mature audience"

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I am old enough to remember there was still juice in that bottle, just had to stir it with that knife first!
 
toothpic said:
beware these badly labeled veggies I saw the other day
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Lol veggies... this reminds me, when I get married I'll have on the RSVP an option for folks to select which entrée they want for dinner, and anyone that selects the vegan/veggie option won't be invited. If the spouse isn't on board with it then she's not the right one.
 
Hydration breaks
Sunday evenings
A poorly cooked rib-eye steak
A poorly cooked fillet
Bad beats
Having someone tell me that they want 8k for a car that isn't worth no more than 3k, at best!
 

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