The out-of-context thread (14 Viewers)

[Perthmike]

Jesus that sounds scary

 

[Trihonda]

i don’t get it...

 

[Beakertwang]

i don’t get it...

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It was definitely taken out of context.

 

[Trihonda]

But what is he trying to say?

“uretha”. ? That means nothing. By eliminating the “ne” from urathane makes the word meaningless. I’m confused. Lol. Not the first time tho.

 

[Beakertwang]

@Trihonda, "uretha" is very close to "Aretha", so it sounds like you're on an expedition to see Aretha Franklin at the top of Mount Everest, probably for sex.

That's the best I got.

 

[Coyote]

Probably it sounds too close to urethra
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethra

 

[Beakertwang]

Probably it sounds too close to urethra
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethra

Nah, probably the Aretha Franklin thing.

 

[Perthmike]

But what is he trying to say?

“uretha”. ? That means nothing. By eliminating the “ne” from urathane makes the word meaningless. I’m confused. Lol. Not the first time tho.

Yeah I assume he was going for urethra.

I was listening to the Bobby Lee podcast the other day and they were talking about dudes that enjoy having things inserted into theirs. Now I cringe at the thought of the word

 

[BGinGA]

Only trihonda could manage to put a buzzkill on a upbeat thread like this. Lighten up, (aretha) franklin.

 

[Coyote]

Only trihonda could manage to put a buzzkill on a upbeat thread like this. Lighten up, (aretha) franklin.

What is a buzzkill by the way?

 

[Trihonda]

Only trihonda could manage to put a buzzkill on a upbeat thread like this. Lighten up, (aretha) franklin.

Boom, someone tags me in some failed attempt of anatomical humor, and I’ll kill all the buzzes. For the record, had it been mildly funny, I’d have been laughing right along with everyone else. *Shrugs*

 

[FordPickup92]

What is a buzzkill by the way?

A debbie downer
Someone who ruined the mood

To be fair I saw where the punch was going with the one targeted to @Trihonda but not sure it was as funny as planned

 

[Coyote]

A debbie downer
Someone who ruined the mood

To be fair I saw where the punch was going with the one targeted to @Trihonda but not sure it was as funny as planned

I googled it meanwhile.
Sure, not all attempts of humour in this thread are successful; fun-wise, many of us in this thread are trying to "extract fat from a fly" as the Greek saying goes.
Being well-disposed and probably naive, I don't feel, however, that any pun has ever been intended by anyone to anyone.

 

[Beakertwang]

Not every hail mary results in a home run, but you gotta respect the guy for kicking the puck.

 

[Coyote]

Not every hail mary results in a home run, but you gotta respect the guy for kicking the puck.

OK, I give up with f*ckin English

 

[Beakertwang]

OK, I give up with f*ckin English

Your English is great! It’s American you need to give up on.

By the way, I purposefully mixed a bunch of sports metaphors.

 

[Coyote]

Your English is great! It’s American you need to give up on.

By the way, I purposefully mixed a bunch of sports metaphors.

Yeah, of sports unknown and unintelligible in Europe, especially in the Deep South of Europe
By the way, I can only understand North-Eastern and Mid-Western American English listening-wise (certainly NOT British or Australian English), provided there's no sports in it

 

[RocAFella1]

Never turn down more pink or brown in front of you

 

[saleen121212]

Oh this wasn't out of context at all

 

[RocAFella1]

I'm amazed he lasted this long.

 

[WedgeRock]

we will watch a lot of D

I think my gf added D

 

[WedgeRock]

tops are easy to take off

 

[bsdunbar1]

Got a little from @Anthony Martino

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[WedgeRock]

UPDATE:

getting close.

 

[WedgeRock]

You can just enter me twice

 

[WedgeRock]

Love the slow release

 

[RichMahogany]

I would totally take some BJs from you guys.

 

[RocAFella1]

received a nice hand oil massage

 

[RocAFella1]

That was quick.

never said i was any good lol....