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^^ sounds too cheap to be true.
 

Selectively quoting eh?

Either way, that's a snap call.
 
Taghkanic said:
....stirring in advance with a spoon and agitating them by hand for about 30-40 seconds....It defies everythingI thought I knew about oil and water.... I layed them out afterward on a soft canvas tarp cloth, flipping and spinning each side against the cloth, and dabbing off some beads of milky oil-water... While watching football this afternoon, I’ll probably give them each a light rub with a microfiber cloth.

We have a new king of soft porn. Not sure about the spoon, though...sounds painful.
 
Heard a guy at the table last night say "...I'm a jack off..." Don't know what came before or after...definitely out of context.
 
Great minds think alike. Coincidentally, so do you and I!
 

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