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Josh Kifer said:
What in tarnation!
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BarrieJ3 said:
It’ll happen eventually. Before your chips come in you’re getting a stripper gram, which I can only hope will involve a glittered dick.
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FordPickup92 said:
Hey Jeff, I live in the states and can probably make that happen... but then wouldn't I get the sample? Lol
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And so it would appear that Brie and Jeff were in a race against time, and each other, to arrive glitter dick in hand, to win a custom sample.

Will Jeff get stopped by TSA for being brown with his newly grown beard? Will Brie miss out on PCA listings as she drives across country? Will Josh’s loved one be okay with multiple people showing up at the front door with glittered marital aides? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!
 
BarrieJ3 said:
And so it would appear that Brie and Jeff were in a race against time, and each other, to arrive glitter dick in hand, to win a custom sample.

Will Jeff get stopped by TSA for being brown with his newly grown beard? Will Brie miss out on PCA listings as she drives across country? Will Josh’s loved one be okay with multiple people showing up at the front door with glittered marital aides? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!
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This would be on Fox like, 15 years ago.
 
BarrieJ3 said:
And so it would appear that Brie and Jeff were in a race against time, and each other, to arrive glitter dick in hand, to win a custom sample.

Will Jeff get stopped by TSA for being brown with his newly grown beard? Will Brie miss out on PCA listings as she drives across country? Will Josh’s loved one be okay with multiple people showing up at the front door with glittered marital aides? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!
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Pfft I dont need anymore PCAs! Lol I have to make a pick up from Josh so I could kill 2 birds with one stone in a week
 
Josh Kifer said:
This would be on Fox like, 15 years ago.
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Yeah, but we’d all watch it now. I’m starting to think a cross country PCF race could be fun. Teams and such, clues left at meetups. If I was an eccentric millionaire with no children, I’d be drawing this up now.
FordPickup92 said:
Pfft I dont need anymore PCAs! Lol I have to make a pick up from Josh so I could kill 2 birds with one stone in a week
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I got some chippies there too! Read the tag line! These chippies are mine! (I wonder if I’m going to get a look for boarding a plane with just a large marital aide and two chip racks for the chips I’m picking up...
 
BarrieJ3 said:
Yeah, but we’d all watch it now. I’m starting to think a cross country PCF race could be fun. Teams and such, clues left at meetups. If I was an eccentric millionaire with no children, I’d be drawing this up now.

I got some chippies there too! Read the tag line! These chippies are mine! (I wonder if I’m going to get a look for boarding a plane with just a large marital aide and two chip racks for the chips I’m picking up...
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Nah, you see many things in the world today
 
Can I use my +karma from giving up a couple of the last custom samples?

lol I’m digging deep here. They gonna see me in church this Sunday, Barrie’ll be praying hard!
 
BarrieJ3 said:
Can I use my +karma from giving up a couple of the last custom samples?

lol I’m digging deep here. They gonna see me in church this Sunday, Barrie’ll be praying hard!
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I really want to make a comment but I wont lol
We'll just have to wait and see what happens lol
 
FordPickup92 said:
I really want to make a comment but I wont lol
We'll just have to wait and see what happens lol
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I don’t even know bout what, Barrie’s probably just digging a deeper grave. I can’t stop though, we’ve come too far.

My only goal in life is to reign over all custom samples, and to share that love with others. Yeah, I mean keep my kids alive too, but mostly the reigning and sharing.
 
BarrieJ3 said:
It’ll happen eventually. Before your chips come in you’re either getting delivery food, box of glitter, box of dicks, box of glitter dicks, or a stripper gram, which I can only hope will involve a glittered dick.
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You forgot an option. I will merely say it is an item made out of chocolate. For the curious-sort, missing option is below.

https://edibleanus.com/ You can make a cast of your own anus to send to someone...
 
HeWhoWouldPun said:
You forgot an option. I will merely say it is an item made out of chocolate. For the curious-sort, missing option is below.

https://edibleanus.com/ You can make a cast of your own anus to send to someone...
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Intriguing. The chocolate versions are just generic casts, but I can make a non edible version/cast of my own.

Did we just find a new best card capper?
 
BarrieJ3 said:
Intriguing. The chocolate versions are just generic casts, but I can make a non edible version/cast of my own.

Did we just find a new best card capper?
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Be like fossilman and don't tell anyone what it is. Then give it to the person who KOs you....

Little do they know, they are cupping your asshole now...
 
I apparently never payed close enough attention...I was under the impression you could have your own cast into chocolate. Sorry to have misled you.
 
HeWhoWouldPun said:
I apparently never payed close enough attention...I was under the impression you could have your own cast into chocolate. Sorry to have misled you.
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Well, they do have an cast your own anus kit.
 
BarrieJ3 said:
Okay everyone calm down. Brie’s not flying across the country just to ring the doorbell with a strap on covered in glitter to win a custom sample. @Ben8257 tell everyone to calm down.

wait. I could fly to the states with a strap on and glitter and win a custom sample....Okay everyone back to work nothing to see here!
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Dude all is fair in Love and Custom Samples... especially limited edition samples from one of our buddies! ROAD TRIP!!! Plus I have been blessed with an eternal immense level of immaturity! If It increases my chances...not only will we show up with adult toys... I will bring the sales lady with me and you can pick out whatever you want! I can stop along the way for glitter! Lol

Long live #TeamBANanas
 
Ben8257 said:
Dude all is fair in Love and Custom Samples... especially limited edition samples from one of our buddies! ROAD TRIP!!! Plus I have been blessed with an eternal immense level of immaturity! If It increases my chances...not only will we show up with adult toys... I will bring the sales lady with me and you can pick out whatever you want! I can stop along the way for glitter! Lol

Long live #TeamBANanas
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Ya'll are weird.
 
Josh Kifer said:
Ya'll are weird.
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Josh Kifer said:
No. It's random so I can't just give it to who I want. That's not fair to you and I demand to be fair.....
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Well, now that I know this....

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BarrieJ3 said:
Yeah, but we’d all watch it now. I’m starting to think a cross country PCF race could be fun. Teams and such, clues left at meetups. If I was an eccentric millionaire with no children, I’d be drawing this up now.
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