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Yeah but it wasn’t the taco that was gonna get me the sample. It was the surprise of Taco Bell at the door when he didn’t know it was coming
Lol you're chances improve if you bring margaritas whiskey and beers
 
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That’s hilarious. Totally meme worthy. Nice picture taking dad
@navels and @liftapint have met my kiddo. He chased Lee’s dog around on a couple of visits. He was cold toward Mel at first, but I think it had more to do with the ice cream that I promised him had been delayed.

This was from the “swimming” at the lake (Pend Oreille) today.

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I wasn’t kidding either. I tried em all.

Fuck me my wife’s phone is buzzing now too. She’s looking at me writing this out on my phone and asking me why I’m buying delivery food in the states right now.

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And all I wanted was 4 cheezy gordita crunches and a Baja blast for one.. Oh well.... Deal is over for that.... It's getting near dinner.
 
And all I wanted was 4 cheezy gordita crunches and a Baja blast for one.. Oh well.... Deal is over for that.... It's getting near dinner.
It’ll happen eventually. Before your chips come in you’re either getting delivery food, box of glitter, box of dicks, box of glitter dicks, or a stripper gram, which I can only hope will involve a glittered dick.
 
It’ll happen eventually. Before your chips come in you’re either getting delivery food, box of glitter, box of dicks, box of glitter dicks, or a stripper gram, which I can only hope will involve a glittered dick.
...... The kids gonna be so fucked up when she answers the door.
 
She knows which lines not to cross. I hold the wifi code.
Man this is rigged. Cause now folks know I’m trying to buy your love. And you’d never cheat, but that doesn’t matter. What if I were to get selected, and then win the hand? You couldn’t let that happen! Just the visuals of possible impropriety would terrorize you. So you’d have to do the impossible, and muck the draw or hand until I don’t win.

Which in and of itself is unfair! A catch 22! As it stands, I see only one fair way out of this predicament. Just remove me from this competition, that way it doesn’t look unfair. As compensation, since if I won I wouldn’t be allowed to win, I’ll just take a sample set.

And I’ve now resolved all possible issues. Good luck to everyone still trying to win!
 
Man this is rigged. Cause now folks know I’m trying to buy your love. And you’d never cheat, but that doesn’t matter. What if I were to get selected, and then win the hand? You couldn’t let that happen! Just the visuals of possible impropriety would terrorize you. So you’d have to do the impossible, and muck the draw or hand until I don’t win.

Which in and of itself is unfair! A catch 22! As it stands, I see only one fair way out of this predicament. Just remove me from this competition, that way it doesn’t look unfair. As compensation, since if I won I wouldn’t be allowed to win, I’ll just take a sample set.

And I’ve now resolved all possible issues. Good luck to everyone still trying to win!
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It’ll happen eventually. Before your chips come in you’re either getting delivery food, box of glitter, box of dicks, box of glitter dicks, or a stripper gram, which I can only hope will involve a glittered dick.
Hey Jeff, I live in the states and can probably make that happen... but then wouldn't I get the sample? Lol
 
Those noodles have no real flavor but are made of sweet potatoes, so, rarely not horrid for ya. Our place does chicken chunks and cabbage with sauces. Not a bad meal.
Oh I love sweet potatoes, I've been on a homeade fry kick
 
Thanks. He is really a sweet kid, but pretty much Dennis the Menace. He has a really good heart but super high energy and mischievous. Also, super stubborn (like his dad). :whistle: :whistling:
Sounds like you'll never have dull day!
 
Hey Jeff, I live in the states and can probably make that happen... but then wouldn't I get the sample? Lol
You just got LAWYERED @BarrieJ3
Okay everyone calm down. Brie’s not flying across the country just to ring the doorbell with a strap on covered in glitter to win a custom sample. @Ben8257 tell everyone to calm down.

wait. I could fly to the states with a strap on and glitter and win a custom sample....Okay everyone back to work nothing to see here!
 
Okay everyone calm down. Brie’s not flying across the country just to ring the doorbell with a strap on covered in glitter to win a custom sample. @Ben8257 tell everyone to calm down.

wait. I could fly to the states with a strap on and glitter and win a custom sample....Okay everyone back to work nothing to see here!
What in tarnation!
 
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