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I’ve seen people doing it so I’m going to do it too...

Once all my chips arrive and my sets are complete, I’m going to take some pr0n shots that I humbly believe will be NSFW. If @Windwalker, his Bel Aire bucks, and his National Geographic-esque photos would’ve signed up just a few months later, I think I’d make a case for rookie of the year. But it’s ok because neither Magic Johnson nor Kobe Bryant won rookie of the year. In *checks calendar* three short years I’ll be billing out with either “J.D.” or “Esq.” next to my name (depending on how douchey I’m feeling) at which point I’m gunning for Batman and his Lakeshores :ROFL: :ROFLMAO: :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:. Sure, he has a mansion in the Hills, but I’ve got a rent-stabilized apartment in the City :cool

Hopefully I’ll have some early-access shots Monday of my newly capped-off collection. Should be able to get the dirty stuff shot later in the week. Feels good to know I’m about to Brett Favre it having secured everything I could’ve asked for.

Til next week...

 

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Reserved for pr0n

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I fear I may have blown my load too big and too fast, because I realized that a shit ton of people joined PCF in 2020. That being said I’m 24 and in just under a year managed to land every set I knew I wanted when I first started, financed entirely by a great run at the Borgata.

I think that’s a pretty good run for a true rookie—I am at least the rookie of the year at relentlessly pursuing the chips I want. I am the Tony G of PCF—I may rub some people the wrong way but I’ve got the heart... get out Russian, on your bike.

When I can get to my table to take the real dirty pics, I’ll add the true pr0n to the reserved posts. That’s where the glory shots will go—the centerfolds.

In the meantime, here is some soft core pr0n of the scrown Nevada Club/Nevada Lodge set I just finished (more or less)—2 racks of $1s, 2 racks of $5s, and a rack of purple roulettes as fracs. I have a shuffle stack of scrown Fitzgerald’s roulettes to use as $25s should my game get there, but realistically this will only see the felt for games with my close friends... I don’t see myself busting these out on a regular basis. Shoutout to @ReallyGoodUsername and @Spinettis Gaming for the help on this set.

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Am I getting there or am I just an assh*le?

EDIT: friend and I had a philosophical discussion on how best to censor the word I censored. He says the asterisk should be in place of one of the s’s, but I strongly disagree. “Ass” by itself is benign, it’s the addition of the “hole” that makes it graphic, and therefore you must write it “assh*le.” Let me know what you guys think.

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Give us a trip report of that successful Borgata run! Or maybe you already have?
I’ve posted a few, it was more a “series of consecutive weekend trips” as opposed to “one contiguous trip” haha. Streak only came to an end because I got caught doing my best Ricky Bobby impression on the Garden State. I think when all was said and done I was in for ~a grand and out for almost 10. Got a bunch of sweet chips and an MLife gold card out of it :ROFL: :ROFLMAO: :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:

NB: there is nothing better than sitting at a 1/2 table and leaving with a 10/20 buy-in, nor is there anything better than going on such a run with your winnings at $10 blackjack that the passers by all comment “what an assh*le for sitting down with that much money at a $10 table.” I didn’t sit with it, I won it bitch!!!
 

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Since I spoiled it in the PNY owners group, here’s the grail set of mine I just finished—PNYs. I also happened to take some nice pr0n shots of my HSI set and Vegas set so I’m posting those too.

If anyone has advice on transporting a shade under 4000 chips, I’d love to hear them lmfaoo. Hopefully I can get a full family shot on my table soon

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In the meantime, here is some soft core pr0n of the scrown Nevada Club/Nevada Lodge set I just finished (more or less)—2 racks of $1s, 2 racks of $5s, and a rack of purple roulettes as fracs. I have a shuffle stack of scrown Fitzgerald’s roulettes to use as $25s should my game get there, but realistically this will only see the felt for games with my close friends... I don’t see myself busting these out on a regular basis. Shoutout to @ReallyGoodUsername and @Spinettis Gaming for the help on this set.

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So I shuffled a few of the $5s, and it looked like I'd jerked Elmo off--color bleed was absolutely insane. I can't in good faith put them into play, for the sakes of both my friends and those beautiful white $1s.

Anyone have experience with this, and have advice on how to clean the Elmo sauce off? Tagging the people I personally know have TRKs and the people who showed up when I searched it lol. If you guys know anyone who might help, please tag them as well. I love these chips, hate the fingerpaint!! @liftapint @Windwalker @Jeevansluck @duffman
 

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Felted the (almost) complete Nevada Club/Lodge set since my friends got such a kick out of the less complete set.

Tonight though, I made a rule: no traveling with the good shit anymore. Some crackhead confused my Apache case for a gun case (honestly, reasonable) and rushed me. The scrowns are ok but a little shaken up; I can now officially call them my babies, because as anyone who’s been a victim of an attempted mugging in NYC can attest to, beating a crackhead in a test of strength is like lifting a car up with your bare hands. I do it for my children.

From now on, only traveling with my cards mold ceramics. The crackheads can have my otherwise worthless alibaba ceramics; the TRKs, PNYs, and Vegas mixed set stay firmly in either my apartment or poker room (office). What a helluva day.
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