Proper burial for broken chips (1 Viewer)

[riotouslevity]

What's the protocol for disposing of broken chips?

Taps at dusk?
Shot of bourbon and moment of silence?
Framed for a shrine with eternal candle?

 

[Coyote]

Keep them in an urn, just like the ashes of loved ones.
You can't avoid bourbon in the whole process.

 

[BearMetal]

Process it into shavings, immortalize in a DB.

... Then bourbon.

 

[Colquhoun]

Process it into shavings, immortalize in a DB.

... Then bourbon.

Process into shavings, then MIX with the bourbon.

The chip lives on within you.

 

[allforcharity]

In a glass jar in full view of your other chips, as a warning to never break.

 

[Josh Kifer]

I have a Lowes bucket that it gets tossed into and dumped. Along with fresca cans.

 

[LeLe]

Flush them down the toilet

 

[Chipmunk]

Bury them in the backyard like a beloved pet. Pour some bourbon on the grave and have a shot youtself.

 

[riotouslevity]

Process into shavings, then MIX with the bourbon.

The chip lives on within you.

I'm going with this one....

 

[mipevi]

Suspend the parts in lucite, placing them as if the chip is just breaking.

 

[BearMetal]

I'm going with this one....

See, this is why Paulson stopped making leaded chips. Because they knew we'd do something like this...

 

[Taghkanic]

Bagpipes

 

[FDLmold]

Gorilla glue, then display them.

 

[H|Q]

Send broken chips to me. Seriously.

 

[H|Q]

Suspend the parts in lucite, placing them as if the chip is just breaking.

Part of what I’ve been working on

 

[legend672]

What's the protocol for disposing of broken chips?

Taps at dusk?
Shot of bourbon and moment of silence?
Framed for a shrine with eternal candle?

I’m related to the guy who wrote Taps. Daniel Butterfield.

 

[Ben8257]

Literally clicked on this thread to say send them to @H|Q not sure what he does withthem but we always have a pile in the works. If they can be repurposed then why not let someone get use out of them.

 

[MD Mike]

Process into shavings, then MIX with the bourbon.

The chip lives on within you.

This reminds me of something I brought up a few years ago about putting my own ashes into a chip.

https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/the-death-chip.26587/

 

[12thMan]

I have a Lowes bucket

Some people have so many chips they have Lowes buckets, other people have a shot glass for the one or two chips they've ever had break in their pathetic little collections. Not going to say what camp I'm in, but I bet drinking out of mine is much more convenient.