Parris Luxury Resort & Casino (2 Viewers)

[Steamtrain]

So everyone is too drunk to stack chips?

 

[Steamtrain]

Pics of booze please?

 

[BonScot]

@BonScot are you supposed to be playing right now?
I guess you 're either a multi-table capable pro, fooling the sh*t out of us, or you 've adopted the "don't play at all till level 5" approach

Fag break... or cigarette break as our cousins across the pond call it

 

[BonScot]

This game would tilt the ever loving shit out of me...

1. Odd chip breakdown (what are the blinds if you only have 5 and 25?)
2. Only two denominations (how painful are the later levels?)
3. Only one deck (sooooo slow)
4. Small blind and big blind buttons (if you can't keep track of the dealer button, how the hell do you keep track of 3 buttons???)
5. Playing out of racks
6. Feels like a troll post I'm not getting (r/whooosh?)

Makes me realize how spoiled I am with my regulars and home game.

P.S. Paris has one r not two...unless that is a level too...so confused.

It must be hard being perfect...

 

[Coyote]

A "fag" break in my country would mean physical exercise, not smoking

 

[nitzilla]

And we’re off...

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This picture tilts the living hell out of me....in so many ways............

Have fun though....

 

[BonScot]

The trays are away... but so are my chips

Some racks are still here... I can feel the tilting from here

 

[Saoliver]

The trays are away... but so are my chips

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Some racks are still here... I can feel the tilting from here

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I love it. Pay no attention to the detractors. Have your fun. Play YOUR game!

 

[Mr Winberg]

1. Odd chip breakdown (what are the blinds if you only have 5 and 25?)
2. Only two denominations (how painful are the later levels?)

Hej, be nice! You had your chance to influence this: https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/thoughts-on-this-for-a-t1000.41679/

 

[One Eyed Dollar]

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I see a Star Wars shirt. That should make @nitzilla feel better.

 

[w00zie]

The trays are away... but so are my chips

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Some racks are still here... I can feel the tilting from here

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Omg, and this kitchen. Terrible!

 

[Run 'Em]

I love it. Pay no attention to the detractors. Have your fun. Play YOUR game!

This^^^. (Even though I can't stand a dealer button for a self dealt game, let alone the blind buttons)
Enjoy, and good luck. How much $ to enter the tournament?

 

[MillyS]

The trays are away... but so are my chips

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Some racks are still here... I can feel the tilting from here

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More importantly, I don't see much booze being drunk, all I see are diet coke cans!

 

[WedgeRock]

Cheese puffs?! At a poker table?!

 

[BonScot]

This^^^. (Even though I can't stand a dealer button for a self dealt game, let alone the blind buttons)
Enjoy, and good luck. How much $ to enter the tournament?

It’s only £25 plus £5 bounty

 

[BonScot]

More importantly, I don't see much booze being drunk, all I see are diet coke cans!

Two drivers sadly. They changed the drink driving laws here a few years ago. Used to be five and drive!!

 

[BonScot]

Cheese puffs?! At a poker table?!

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You know you love it...

 

[BonScot]

FAG BREAK 2... and I’m making a recovery

 

[BonScot]

I love it. Pay no attention to the detractors. Have your fun. Play YOUR game!

We’ve been doing it this way for 15 years. Not gonna change now.

Of course the Glasgow meet up will be proper casino rules...

 

[Marius L]

We’ve been doing it this way for 15 years. Not gonna change now.

Of course the Glasgow meet up will be proper casino rules...

15 years moving those SB and BB buttons around must be a living hell, lol. That being said, I love the chips and I'm sure I would enjoy playing there regardless of the somewhat unconventional breakdown. Lets hear it afterwards how the later levels work out with all those chips.

 

[BonScot]

Now in second place...

 

[BonScot]

Just won two all-ins in a row..

 

[BonScot]

Just hit quads and took another one down...

Now chip leader and annoying everyone else by taking photos all night...

 

[Coyote]

This "lucky streak" is usually explained in Greek in very vulgar terms

 

[Steamtrain]

Cheese puffs?! At a poker table?!

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And they are served in dog bowls!

 

[Run 'Em]

Rigged! Those blind buttons still in play, lol
Continue the run-good!

 

[Saoliver]

Just hit quads and took another one down...

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Now chip leader and annoying everyone else by taking photos all night...

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This game is rigged. You get them all lubricated then stick it in them.

 

[Steamtrain]

Is there Scotch in Scotland?
If yes I want to play at this game

 

[Coyote]

Is there Scotch in Scotland?

Exactly this question was asked by a friend of mine in Scotland years ago (he actually asked for "a Scotch" in a bar), only to be told "Sorry sir, we don't serve that here"

 

[Saoliver]

Scotch only comes from Scotland. But you can’t order it there. You just order whisky. Definitely not whiskey.