Oct "Who would win in a fight" Poll and Giveaway (1 Viewer)

Who would win in a fight?

  • bergs

  • Kifer

  • After a couple of token blows, they will suddenly recognize that this pointless aggression is driven

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bergs said:
I’m just trying to cut you as many breaks as possible to make this a fair fight.

I know you’re busy though. We can continue pointless aggression after you’re done trapping muskrats for their small yet luxurious pelts.
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I was Milling. That's tonight as dusk when I get the really bright light to blind them. Remember. It's how we met.
 
bergs said:
I only came out of a peaceful and well deserved retirement because you’re ruining the entire internet.
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So you felt threatened.... This is literally the plot of the Neverending Story. You sonofabitch...
 
Josh Kifer said:
Are you going to break out in a "In tHe OlD DaYs" talk where you tell us how rad you were 24 years ago?

We can make s'mores!
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I wasn’t going to do this, but now I’m totally running over you with my IROC Z/28. Then I’m going to beat your prone body about the head with a sturdy Trapper Keeper.
 
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I was Milling. That's tonight as dusk when I get the really bright light to blind them. Remember. It's how we met.
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Shakespeare meets Captain Fucking Kangaroo.

He’s having a cognitive split. Can we get someone over to the barn to check him out, please? He just locked himself into a stanchion and now he’s trying to milk himself.
 
bergs said:
I wasn’t going to do this, but now I’m totally running over you with my IROC Z/28. Then I’m going to beat your prone body about the head with a sturdy Trapper Keeper.
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Your future.

 
bergs said:
Shakespeare meets Captain Fucking Kangaroo.

He’s having a cognitive split. Can we get someone over to the barn to check him out, please? He just locked himself into a stanchion and now he’s trying to milk himself.
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Again, these services cost extra. That'll be 140 more... PP sent.
 
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Josh Kifer said:
My leg is literally dead. So I can swing it like a sock full of quarters.
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bergs said:
Pours out sake for his soon to be dead homie.
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Josh Kifer said:
The closest thing to Rocky here is your resemblance to the main character of the Cher classic, Mask.
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bergs said:
I wasn’t going to do this, but now I’m totally running over you with my IROC Z/28. Then I’m going to beat your prone body about the head with a sturdy Trapper Keeper.
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Josh Kifer said:
Your future.

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I feel like if we’re not going to rename this site as robdefeatsjosh.org, we should at least have this thread stickied on each visit so you can’t get to the site without reading it.
 
This is a real cinderella story for me, from being banned to working my way back into the light and taking down a “vendor” in his own forum.

(I say “vendor” because his mom does the milling while he watches Voltron reruns on VHS and munches on dry Cheerios)
 
bergs said:
I feel like if we’re not going to rename this site as robdefeatsjosh.org, we should at least have this thread stickied on each visit so you can’t get to the site without reading it.
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You remind me of Manhattan clam chowder.

Disgusting, Orange, and full of clam juice.
 
bergs said:
This is a real cinderella story for me, from being banned to working my way back into the light and taking down a “vendor” in his own forum.

(I say “vendor” because his mom does the milling while he watches Voltron reruns on VHS and munches on dry Cheerios)
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After this we're doing a vote for the Winter Formal King and Queen.
 
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