Oct "Who would win in a fight" Poll and Giveaway (1 Viewer)

[Josh Kifer]

@bergs was flapping his meat sausages. So... Why not.

Every post under this is eligible for the prize. Two winners. Each one gets a KMCo Halloween 7 dollar chip (designed by @timinater ) Ends on Halloween at 5pm MST (Don't worry mods, the pain will be short on this one)

(It would be a shame if I didn't give away a few during the season....)

 

[ReallyGoodUsername]

Are there any rules or is it anything goes?

 

[Josh Kifer]

Are there any rules involved in the fight or anything goes?

No rules. This includes being fake nice and drinking them down a bit.

 

[PAZ]

Bergs: he's got a big karate kick, I've seen it!

 

[Josh Kifer]

Bergs: he's got a big karate kick, I've seen it!

My leg is literally dead. So I can swing it like a sock full of quarters.

 

[JWJ]

My money is on @Josh Kifer. He is running the giveaway plus the dude with multiple sausages is more vulnerable to low blows!

 

[bergs]

I will give away a random Paulson Truman’s House chip if I win. I’m not buying your vote, but I can’t in good conscience lose to a knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing cow-riding manure spreader operator NPC like Josh.

Plus, I’m very fat and I would sit on Josh and turn him into watermelon jello.

 

[bergs]

My money is on @Josh Kifer. He is running the giveaway plus the dude with multiple sausages is more vulnerable to low blows!

My meat sausages ride high. Perhaps you want to reconsider your vote (starts the engine on his heat seeking drone).

 

[Geremie]

Why is there no tie option?

 

[bergs]

Why is there no tie option?

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Because this isn’t Rocky II. Its two fat guys squaring off to defend their honor (well, I’m defending my honor, Josh thinks he’s defending his right to leave the back field fallow).

 

[Josh Kifer]

I will give away a random Paulson Truman’s House chip if I win. I’m not buying your vote, but I can’t in good conscience lose to a knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing cow-riding manure spreader operator NPC like Josh.

Plus, I’m very fat and I would sit on Josh and turn him into watermelon jello.

Yokozuna Drop!

WTF, isn't that against the rules....

*Reviews rules*

Fuck!

 

[bergs]

Pours out sake for his soon to be dead homie.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Because this isn’t Rocky II. Its two fat guys squaring off to defend their honor (well, I’m defending my honor, Josh thinks he’s defending his right to leave the back field fallow).

The closest thing to Rocky here is your resemblance to the main character of the Cher classic, Mask.

 

[bergs]

^ thinks Mask is a “Cher classic”.

Judges award me 3 points this round.

 

[Josh Kifer]

^ thinks Mask is a “Cher classic”.

Judges award me 3 points this round.

It's out of 100.

Round one
Kifer - 97
Bergs - 3

Next is the chopped round.

 

[bergs]

I’m concerned for your already plummeting self esteem when it enters freefall mode after you lose a fight club poll that you created in your own forum against a guy who was banned for 3 decades.

Safety check on joshkifer. He’ll be at the local bar, mumbling about the internet and slugging back Keystone Light pitchers.

 

[Beakertwang]

I imagine it looking something like this...

 

[bergs]

I call for a recount. I think BGinGA and Rainman voted 6 times for you.

 

[Josh Kifer]

I’m concerned for your already plummeting self esteem when it enters freefall mode after you lose a fight club poll that you created in your own forum against a guy who was banned for 3 decades.

Safety check on joshkifer. He’ll be at the local bar, mumbling about the internet and slugging back Keystone Light pitchers.

Self esteem? I got pills for that buddy! You are no match compared to my family....

 

[bergs]

I imagine it looking something like this...

But with VIGOR!

 

[Josh Kifer]

I call for a recount. I think BGinGA and Rainman voted 6 times for you.

Those are worth 600 points each.

 

[bergs]

You are no match compared to my family....

We finally agree on something. It’s tough to square off against a family barely evolved
from Cro-Magnon.

 

[bergs]

Those are worth 600 points each.

Only to their mommies.

 

[JustDave]

How I see this going down:

 

[SiouxperStack]

I’m betting on Kifer based on his endurance.

 

[surfik]

Is that a version of "What Loden thinks"?

 

[davislane]

1 vote for the original PCF bad boy @bergs. When in doubt always back a veteran with experience!

 

[justincarothers]

Kifer. No contest.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

I refuse to vote in this travesty of a poll, because "After a couple of token blows, they will suddenly recognize that this pointless aggression is driven by their deep, unrequited love" is not an option.

 

[Josh Kifer]

I refuse to vote in this travesty of a poll, because "After a couple of token blows, they will suddenly recognize that this pointless aggression is driven by their deep, unrequited love" is not an option.

It's not fitting you bumbling idiot!