Ethan after work today: Hey babe…
Wife: Oh no. What?
Ethan: Remember how I promised to sell some chips? I finally did.
Wife: Great, but where is the money?
Ethan: …
Wife: What did you buy this time?
Ethan: A great Jack Cincy set.
Wife: Well what did you sell to buy it?
Ethan: …a great Jack Cincy set…
Wife: Couch. Now.
Someone save me