I'd be like "Finally, my father has returned!"It wasn't the "traveled across the US talking to truckers over the CB as Darth Vader" part that caused me to call bullshit. It was the "freaked them out so much he had to stop" part.
I'd be like "Finally, my father has returned!"It wasn't the "traveled across the US talking to truckers over the CB as Darth Vader" part that caused me to call bullshit. It was the "freaked them out so much he had to stop" part.
Get off the radio and go to your room!I'd be like "Finally, my father has returned!"
YOU'RE NOT MY FATHERGet off the radio and go to your room!
There is a tattoo artist here that does every tattoo with a dick somewhere in it. No matter what. Even if you request no dicks.
That’s where you got me. In!You also get a Cactus Pete's Ashtray, for all your home smoking needs. View attachment 708099
See. Just gotta set the hook!That’s where you got me. In!
Honestly, this might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Definitely this year.
I've done my job here!Honestly, this might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Definitely this year.
No, it's because I steal the good, then bring the bad. It's a salty sweet kinda thing.A bit of mixed messaging here, dontcha think?
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A bit of mixed messaging here, dontcha think?
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This song plays in my head everytime I come across Josh's posts now.
My true master plan has come together!This song plays in my head everytime I come across Josh's posts now.
This ashtray fits you? Shit girl, you thicc.In for the ashtray. The other shit won't fit my fat ass.
Between this and credit card spam calls I have 423 blocked phone numbers. Lol
Has Kifer been hacked? We've changed from angry emoji to heart eyes....
False alarm... lol
LolFalse alarm... lol