Not Mine "Lucky chip"?

catalyzeme

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Someone else posted one of those a few days ago too. I got one in the mail a couple weeks back, it was one of those car dealership promotions to try to get you onto the lot to collect your guaranteed prize. 249,997/250,000 chance it was a $5 Walmart gift card, according to the fine print.
 

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"Won this poker chip at local casino. (Casino name available upon request) this chip is very very lucky. I have won big every time I take this chip in with me I end up winning big that is why I am never going to cash"

But am willing to sell for $1000????
Too bad he couldn't cash this chip in for an education on basic logic.
 

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Now I get it. All makes sense now. He sold his soul so he could win all the time at the casino. Basically no longer has need of said lucky chip! And being a good fellow he didn't want to cash in the chip but would rather pay it forward to someone less fortunate with a soul....

Is it me or is this guy just a self inflicted swastika short of looking like Charles Manson?
 

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omg, that's exactly what I came to post:

"crazy buckeyes, guy looks like son of manson"
 

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...and a bit off topic but the Bellagio heist criminals must have been supreme idiots for trying to steal high denoms. Any bonehead would know that they would be worth nothing when trying to cash.
 

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...and a bit off topic but the Bellagio heist criminals must have been supreme idiots for trying to steal high denoms. Any bonehead would know that they would be worth nothing when trying to cash.

Stupidity and criminality -- nothing new. America's Dumbest Criminals was a reality TV show that ran for four years. I doubt that the series ended because the producers ran out of material.
 
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