Just a totally normal romantic story about a father and daughter finding a connection

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i did not just puke in my mouth a little. i projectile vomited a jackson pollock painting on my office wall. i'll be showering in boiling water and lye if anyone needs me.

yeah, the link is in the wtf/derail thread, but journalism this important cannot risk being lost in the fray.

What It's Like to Date Your Dad

the happy couple:

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i feel like the pig cleetus is holding. i am just in fucking shock reading that thing.
 

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This makes sense now...

"We plan to move to New Jersey where we can be safe under the law, since adult incest isn’t illegal there, and once I’m there I’ll tell everyone."
 

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This makes sense now...

"We plan to move to New Jersey where we can be safe under the law, since adult incest isn’t illegal there, and once I’m there I’ll tell everyone."

i wasn't going to highlight that portion myself, but...yeah. how is it possible that i have lived in georgia, alabama, and new jersey, and it's new jersey that has had the most forgiving incest laws?
 

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Learn something new every day...

In NJ, sex between consenting adults (over the age of 18) is not illegal. Period. There are no special laws outlawing sex that some people don't agree with - whether it be homosexual, incestual, or whatever. I guess all the "sex banning" laws were dropped at once.

Marriage is banned, though:
"37:1-1. Certain marriages prohibited
A man shall not marry any of his ancestors or descendants, or his sister, or the daughter of his brother or sister, or the sister of his father or mother, whether such collateral kindred be of the whole or half blood. A woman shall not marry any of her ancestors or descendants, or her brother, or the son of her brother or sister, or the brother of her father or mother, whether such collateral kindred be of the whole or half blood. A marriage in violation of any of the foregoing provisions shall be absolutely void."
 

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Learn something new every day...

In NJ, sex between consenting adults (over the age of 18) is not illegal. Period. There are no special laws outlawing sex that some people don't agree with...

Almost true, but not quite. It's still illegal for a teacher to have sex with a student no matter the student's age.
 

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Almost true, but not quite. It's still illegal for a teacher to have sex with a student no matter the student's age.

Including a 22-year old grad student? Interesting.....


Regarding the article, I don't buy it. No 18-year-old girl talks like that. I call BS.
 

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It seems prosecutors will press charges if it's a public school student, but that they can't get it past a judge when the student is over 18.

http://www.nj.com/morris/index.ssf/...nocent_and_prosecution_is_legally_flawed.html

i think you're right - i stand corrected. i've seen so many teachers plea these things out that i always assumed we had the same provision in the criminal code as most states making sex between a teacher and an 18 year-old high school student sexual assault.
 

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This is exactly why I'm not clicking it. Call me a wuss, but reddit has trained me to avoid clicking links that are followed by a flurry of "can't unsee that" posts.

but, schmendr1ck, this is pure degenerate insanity that is confirmed not to have originated in florida. boom insta ego boost! gotta click...
 

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but, schmendr1ck, this is pure degenerate insanity that is confirmed not to have originated in florida. boom insta ego boost! gotta click...

Good point, but I'll at least have to wait until I'm not in the office. :)
 

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To be honest, I wasn't that freaked out.

In an unrelated matter, I learned I have a 28 year old daughter I didn't know about. And she's hot...

You sick sick chicken.

I love how the article starts by painting it as perfectly normal behavior.

This is truly WTF
 

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plot twist: platypus is her dad and their relationship is not only incestuous, but inter-species.

How can it be intersperses? If platypus is her dad isn't she at least a pseudoplatypus?

I can't believe I just typed pseudoplatypus.
 

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How can it be intersperses? If platypus is her dad isn't she at least a pseudoplatypus?

I can't believe I just typed pseudoplatypus.

i guess it depends if we've now decided that species differentiation is also a social construct. in which case, the story in the OP will probably be the least of our concerns over the coming decade.
 
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