Happy Birthday Chuck Norris! (1 Viewer)

[APatHand]

Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris, 80 years old and still kicking ass!

 

[Chippy McChiperson]

Chuck Norris doesn't have birthdays, birthdays have Chuck Norris

 

[Coyote]

He was given birth by his aunt 'cause nobody dared f*ck his mom

 

[APatHand]

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago.
Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

 

[Beakertwang]

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They’re now called The Islands.

 

[allforcharity]

Chuck Norris simply walks into Mordor.

 

[Coyote]

Forgot to mention (to his credit) that he got a driver's licence at the age of 18 seconds.

 

[Highli99]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

 

[Dodger]

Since we are celebrating his birth...

At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.

 

[RocAFella1]

 

[HebrewChuckNorris]

Thanks, but it's actually in October!

 

[Coyote]

Long before he was born (practically around 1875, when Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone) Chuck already had two missed calls.

 

[SixSpeedFury]

 

[Sparty]

When the boogieman goes to sleep at night, he checks the closet for chuck Norris.

 

[MarquetteMonkey]

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, he simply decides what time it is.

 

[FDLmold]

Chuck Norris took the first selfie. With a landline.

 

[Sparty]

Chuck Norris. Mosquitos refuse to bite him, simply out of respect.

 

[Sparty]

The Coronavirus buys TP in bulk when it hears that Chuck Norris is coming.

 

[Dodger]

How did we not post this one yet...