Derail and WTF Merge Thread (87 Viewers)

Guess I'm fucked

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In case of emergency:

Post the emergency on all of your social medias. The public needs to know there is an emergency. Duck-face is optional.
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2. Do not pause to tie your shoe. You made it this far, why worry about it now?
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3. Do not do the Electric Whoop-Whoop. The only dance allowed during an emergency is (obviously) the Emergency Dance by Icona Pop.
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4. Many people speak different languages, in different dialects, and in different accents. To avoid confusion, all emergency instructions will be given in morse code.
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5. Let fat people evacuate first, followed by handicapped, then mothers with children, and finally minorities. If you are wondering when Caucasian males should evacuate, I did say, "fat people evacuate first".
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And today's UI Hall of Fame nomination goes to.... SAS!
(and yes, the list goes on and on... and no, it is not sorted, by any key I was able to decode... possibly the countries' invisible names)

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