Derail and WTF Merge Thread (49 Viewers)

[Poker Zombie]

Nice thing about the south - We take that same woman, put her behind the counter of the Waffle House, and people drop her $5 tips all night long.

 

[SixSpeedFury]

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[Chicken Rob]

I know a Phoebe Bluesky Summersquash.

 

[Poker Zombie]

I had to like the whole post, but it was this one that made me fucking piss myself.

 

[jbutler]

 

[MegaTon44]

My question is, what did you search for to yield these results?

P.S. Sonic is a filthy whore.

Also, the best part of those pics is the one with the star yakking in the background looking at them kissing.

 

[Chicken Rob]

P.S. Sonic is a filthy whore.

Stop the slut shaming.

 

[k9dr]

This reminds me of one of my scariest moments. I was walking, alone at night, in Philadelphia, and a woman with 3-6 teeth offered me a bj for $5. I was afraid to say yes, but equally afraid to say no (scary part of town, nervous about a thuggish pimp) so I threw her a $10 bill and got to the well ...... as quickly as possible.

Ballah - 2 BJ's

 

[SixSpeedFury]

For your viewing pleasure, the beautiful beautiful people of Wal-Mart. It's gonna be yugge.

 

[SixSpeedFury]

 

[SixSpeedFury]

 

[jbutler]

 

[stocky]

 

[BGinGA]

 

[luckbox]

ouchy

 

[SixSpeedFury]

The next stop is: Elm St.

 

[MegaTon44]

 

[guinness]

 

[jbutler]

Honestly this is just most nights at my house.

 

[guinness]

 

[jbutler]

Been rewatching Breaking Bad and this is Jesse's mom's quote to him when she finally loses it and slaps him right before evicting him from his aunt's house.

Jesse: And now what? You decided to, oh I don't know, make your eldest son homeless? Wow, great family, mom!
[Mrs. Pinkman slaps Jesse]
Mrs. Pinkman: Why are you like this?! Why?!

 

[SixSpeedFury]

 

[SixSpeedFury]

 

[SixSpeedFury]

 

[MegaTon44]

 

[Toby]

 

[Poker Zombie]

That's the Toxic Avenger! Awesome bit of cinematic glory!

 

[Gear]

No, no, that's Sloth from "The Goonies" ... although why you would want that as a tattoo is beyond me.

 

[chipjoker]

Ha Ha, thats Sloth from the Goonies.... Thats my next tat,..

 

[jbutler]

That's the Toxic Avenger! Awesome bit of cinematic glory!

I would have expected more from you PZ. Toxic Avenger wasn't only a great movie, but was the reason Troma Studios was able to fund so many weird and fucked up movies. The original Toxic Avenger was huge for me when I was a kid.