Derail and WTF Merge Thread (24 Viewers)

[BonScot]

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Wank tank

 

[BonScot]

Kool Aid man was a super hero to some, a literal destructive force for others.

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That would have scared the bejeezus out of me

 

[BonScot]

Still one of my favourites

 

[RocAFella1]

https://ifunny.co/fun/WqOfZdaB8

 

[BonScot]

 

[Beakertwang]

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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
You’ll go down for eight counts of capital murder

 

[mattross1313]

 

[Saoliver]

@BonScot

A Scotsman walks into a bar...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1335230991661748229

 

[BonScot]

@BonScot

A Scotsman walks into a bar...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1335230991661748229

That’s an Englishman. A Scotsman would have been holding a pint... and not spilled a drop

Here’s the pub in question

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www....ews/purple-turtle-voted-one-most-12603501.amp

 

[Saoliver]

That’s an Englishman. A Scotsman would have been holding a pint... and not spilled a drop

Here’s the pub in question

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www....ews/purple-turtle-voted-one-most-12603501.amp

Knew it had to be a pub. Only thought Scottish because of the St Andrew’s Cross at the bottom of the tweet.

In the US, we just call “tragic” pubs “dive bars.” And there has been an ironic hipster renaissance of dive bars, especially around here.

 

[BonScot]

Knew it had to be a pub. Only thought Scottish because of the St Andrew’s Cross at the bottom of the tweet.

In the US, we just call “tragic” pubs “dive bars.” And there has been an ironic hipster renaissance of dive bars, especially around here.

I feel your pain. I stay in an area that is quickly becoming a hipster capital. Everyone keeps telling me that they’re a vegan. I thought that was the pointy eared fellow from Star Trek

 

[BonScot]

Just over two weeks into lockdown 2 and we’ve already resorted to cannibalism...

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[BonScot]

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[JMC9389]

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In. Fire up the group buy

 

[BonScot]

In. Fire up the group buy

Brave choice of words

 

[mattross1313]

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Are they casino used, or new?

 

[BonScot]

Are they casino used, or new?

They were smuggled out of the casino. You don’t want to know how...

 

[mattross1313]

They were smuggled out of the casino. You don’t want to know how...

Is this where the term Hooker Juice comes from?...

 

[BonScot]

Is this where the term Hooker Juice comes from?...

Wrong door

 

[mattross1313]

Wrong door

 

[Ben8257]

Any one want to tell her she is not actually doing anything??

Sometimes I find myself very confused??is she trying to take the trap off?? LMAO

 

[BonScot]

Any one want to tell her she is not actually doing anything??
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Sometimes I find myself very confused??is she trying to take the trap off?? LMAO

Probably charges by the hour...

 

[Poker Zombie]

Not removing the trap, she's straightening the pipe.

Mine got straighter.

 

[RocAFella1]

Probably charges by the hour...

Not by the job?

 

[BonScot]

Not by the job?

There’s a lesson for everyone. Agree the price beforehand.

 

[RocAFella1]

There’s a lesson for everyone. Agree the price beforehand.

Backhand and forehand as well.

 

[Irish]

Any one want to tell her she is not actually doing anything??
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Sometimes I find myself very confused??is she trying to take the trap off?? LMAO

what trap?

 

[Ben8257]

I was Trying to find a GIF to post in @Windwalker thread of the Nicky Minaj song "Only" for all the BBW comments and that was in my search... well not what I was looking for but ok… you talked me in to using it in the WFT thread!!