Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I'd listen to that.
Derail and WTF Merge Thread (18 Viewers)
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Mr Winberg
Full House
Fuck Fuckberg. Using all my names I get:
Fuck Fuck Fuckar Fuckberg
Mr Winberg
Full House
I still send digital touch sketches of my junk all the time. But mostly to my brother in law. I’d send them to @longflop too if he had an iPhone
Let me check my contract and see if I'm due for an upgrade...I still send digital touch sketches of my junk all the time. But mostly to my brother in law. I’d send them to @longflop too if he had an iPhone
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Longflop: "I'd like to upgrade my phone"
Sales Rep: "Sure, we have dozens of models available. Tell me why you want the upgrade, and I can show you the best device for your needs."
Longflop: "Uh... a guy on the internet wants to show me pics of his junk"
johnnycnote
Flush
Fuck Fuckado 
ekricket
Royal Flush
Fuckn McFucketson Jr
Sounds like a character on HR PufnStuf
I’m not a Jr but thought I’d add that in, you know, contribute to this exercise
Sounds like a character on HR PufnStuf
I’m not a Jr but thought I’d add that in, you know, contribute to this exercise
Mr Winberg
Full House
It would be funny if @mattross1313 edited his post and removed the pic, and then called the mods on us! They'd be like "why are all these fuckers spewing profanities??"
Genius! I totally missed that my screen name would be Fuckendr1ck!
And “face” to the end.
Mr Winberg
Full House
That would work quite well on your screen name
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Fuck McFuckientos. I can dig it.
mattross1313
Full House
This is fantastic if said with a ridiculous Scottish accent.
- Senseless Swearing
- Adding Mc everywhere
- Ridiculous Accents
PS - I'm (mostly) Welsh, so also suffer with points 1 and 3 above
Now you guys know my name for you at the poker table. Oh yea, I would be Fucken Fuckworth
How did I miss this fun?
(first name only has 3 letters so)
Fuc Fuck
Sounds like a name for a social media influencer's little dog.
(first name only has 3 letters so)
Fuc Fuck
Sounds like a name for a social media influencer's little dog.
"right this way sir."
Man travelling on a plane engages in conversation with beautiful lady sitting next to him.
She travels for business, she is an anthropologist going to a conference and, when politely and shyly asked, she informs him that among all nations' men, Native Americans have the longest penises, while Greeks have the thickest ones.
Man goes on to introduce himself as Sitting Bear Papadopoulos
She travels for business, she is an anthropologist going to a conference and, when politely and shyly asked, she informs him that among all nations' men, Native Americans have the longest penises, while Greeks have the thickest ones.
Man goes on to introduce himself as Sitting Bear Papadopoulos
Mr Winberg
Full House
...or Fucking Fuck FuckdopoulosMan goes on to introduce himself as Sitting Bear Papadopoulos
Sitting Bear Papadopoulos sounds even funnier in Greek, because the standard form of the word "bear" in Greek is feminine.
Arctos in ancient Greek (hence the Arctic and Arcadia) and arcouda in modern Greek.
BonScot
Straight Flush
Far too intellectual for a Friday afternoon when I’m already on to my second Guinness...Sitting Bear Papadopoulos sounds even funnier in Greek, because the standard form of the word "bear" in Greek is feminine.
Arctos in ancient Greek (hence the Arctic and Arcadia) and arcouda in modern Greek.
Sketches - not photos! I’m not a perv.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I need to move to Scotland.Far too intellectual for a Friday afternoon when I’m already on to my second Guinness...
bsdunbar1
4 of a Kind
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Thisfiendis138
Full House
mattross1313
Full House
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