Derail and WTF Merge Thread (19 Viewers)

[justsomedude]

Gizadog - he makes political BS posts on Twitter. They are so incredibly far-fetched that I fear for the country because he has followers. I mean come-on, we are to believe that when his plane engine stopped, he made one last post to claim that Jeffrey Epstein was killed as a part of a cover-up?

Then continues to make more posts, none indicating that he miraculously survived?

dude...

 

[WedgeRock]

OMG!!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1192820086261919749

At first, I thought it was pretty sad/morbid...

By the end, I wished he would've crashed.

Does that make me a bad person?

 

[justsomedude]

Gizadog - he makes political BS posts on Twitter. They are so incredibly far-fetched that I fear for the country because he has followers. I mean come-on, we are to believe that when his plane engine stopped, he made one last post to claim that Jeffrey Epstein was killed as a part of a cover-up?

Then continues to make more posts, none indicating that he miraculously survived?

In fairness, I just realized you might not be aware of the “Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself” meme-ing going on. It’s kind of become it’s own thing...

 

[Poker Zombie]

I see - I was not aware of the memeing.

I'm old.

 

[JMC9389]

Made something for the PCF'ers here:

 

[WedgeRock]

Never met @BGinGA, but that is not at all how I pictured him...

 

[APatHand]

This is in the back room of a local grocery store. I'm intrigued.
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It is now where they store shit.

 

[APatHand]

Made something for the PCF'ers here:

I like it, though I would picture that cat saying, "What is with all the fucking vegetables on this plate? Bring on the meat, you vegatard!"

In fact, I would imagine the woman reacting to the cat by screaming, "They are good for you, I read it in Woman's World Weekly!"

To which the cat then gets up on the table, licks its asshole followed by every plate on the table.

The cat is my hero.

 

[BGinGA]

Never met @BGinGA, but that is not at all how I pictured him...

Meal looks keto-friendly, though.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Never met @BGinGA, but that is not at all how I pictured him...

Oddly, that is exactly Dave.

Very friendly and likable.

Then, for no apparent reason, he claws you.

Perhaps it's because JMC's post didn't catch the true essence...

 

[APatHand]

Ever play in a tournament with a 35/70 level or a 350/700 level?
It will fuck up a dealer's mind.

Player: "Three bets!"
Dealer: "How much is that?"
Table: "Ten-fifty!"

 

[Beakertwang]

Oddly, that is exactly Dave.

Very friendly and likable.

Then, for no apparent reason, he claws you.

Perhaps it's because JMC's post didn't catch the true essence...
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This is greatest PCF meme of all time!

 

[JMC9389]

This is greatest PCF meme of all time!

I'm only getting started with these. Wait until I can get in the "lab" when I get home.

Nothing will beat Scrub Donkeys for a long time, though.

 

[Saoliver]

New spin on surf & turf? My brother sent this to me. No idea where it came from, but I am intrigued.

 

[Poker Zombie]

New spin on surf & turf? My brother sent this to me. No idea where it came from, but I am intrigued.

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Cthurky!

 

[spikeithard]

 

[Beakertwang]

New spin on surf & turf? My brother sent this to me. No idea where it came from, but I am intrigued.

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Release the turkraken?

 

[Beakertwang]

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This is more accurate than what Adam read in his history book!

 

[justsomedude]

This just came up as a suggested holiday gift idea for me in an eBay ad...

WTF?

 

[Beakertwang]

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Also, the teacher wrote "not revelant"?!

 

[BGinGA]

Also, the teacher wrote "not revelant"?!

lol, apparently not a spelling teacher.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Adam by the way, was just hired by Fox News.

 

[MegaTon44]

For all you folks who are fucked in the head like me....

 

[APatHand]

For all you folks who are fucked in the head like me....

Must have been her father.
He saw that boy kissing her on the taco and lost it.

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[BGinGA]

Put it on a bun and call it a sandwich.

 

[WedgeRock]

Is a penis on a bun a hot dog?

 

[Beakertwang]

Is a penis on a bun a hot dog?

Umm...penis *fish

 

[WedgeRock]

Stop derailing this thread!

 

[Poker Zombie]

Is a penis on a bun a hot dog?

That's what I told her!