Derail and WTF Merge Thread (21 Viewers)

[Poker Zombie]

Hard to believe that angle-shooting is frowned upon in poker, but considered good play in baseball.

Yet poker is for degenerates, and baseball is the American past-time.

 

[Beakertwang]

This tweet made me lol.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1141358847036219395

I appreciate his commitment to the craft. Sell it, young man!

 

[bsdunbar1]

 

[FordPickup92]

I didn't even get a chance to read through this whole thread and my life has literally turned to pure joy

 

[WedgeRock]

Wife is lucky to have me... I make her feel better about herself...

Apparently, she got a tickle in her throat when the dentist put the filling in... Big f'in deal...

 

[Highli99]

Wife is lucky to have me... I make her feel better about herself...

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Apparently, she got a tickle in her throat when the dentist put the filling in... Big f'in deal...

Shit fart gambles at the dentist office. Those stakes are too high for me.

 

[bsdunbar1]

Yeah - we were fully aware we were being ass raped.

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[Beakertwang]

Shit fart gambles

Dibs on the band name!

 

[MegaTon44]

Found by my wife. God only knows what she was looking for.

 

[FordPickup92]

Found by my wife. God only knows what she was looking for.

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@Highli99 safety first?

 

[Blaster]

 

[Saoliver]

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Rule 34

 

[Blaster]

 

[Beakertwang]

Why is the package my new boxer briefs came in resealable?

 

[WedgeRock]

You put the old ones in and seal them up before trashing. Duh.

 

[MegaTon44]

Penis pumps and gimp outfits I can handle, but shit is weird in Oz.

With all that red, looks like that dog should see the vet. @k9dr?

 

[justsomedude]

I like the price point.

And the auction is still live, in case anyone is interested...

 

[Irish]

'Murcia!

A traffic stop turns up whiskey, a gun and a rattlesnake, police say -- and that was before they found the uranium

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/11/us/rattlesnake-uranium-oklahoma-trnd/index.html

 

[Beakertwang]

Something is seriously wrong here.

 

[Tommy]

A little late. LOL

 

[justsomedude]

What up, Phil!!!

 

[toad94]

Interesting board game:

 

[mrplacey]

Interesting board game:

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Care to explain what this game is doing to the youth of your country, @Mr Winberg?

 

[Mr Winberg]

Interesting board game:

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Care to explain what this game is doing to the youth of your country, @Mr Winberg?

You know, Sweden is always pushing the envelope on these kind of things. Having played this game a lot in my youth has really helped me in my adult life.

 

[mrplacey]

You know, Sweden is always pushing the envelope on these kind of things. Having played this game a lot in my youth has really helped me in my adult life.

You sure you want to combine the mental imagery of pushing and fingering?

 

[RocAFella1]

 

[bsdunbar1]

@pokerplayingpisces

 

[pokerplayingpisces]

@pokerplayingpisces


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We’ll see on September 7th! You making your way out here for that weekend?

 

[WedgeRock]

Wait, you're gonna try to sleep with @bsdunbar1 on September 7th?!