Derail and WTF Merge Thread (25 Viewers)

Poker Zombie · Dec 12, 2018

Beakertwang said:
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Odd... the dining room had just 10 tables, but the restrooms have 20 toilets

WedgeRock · Dec 12, 2018

Poker Zombie said:
Odd... the dining room had just 10 tables, but the restrooms have 20 toilets

Clearly two-thirds of their customers eat on the toilet.

Highli99 · Dec 12, 2018

Schmendr1ck said:
As opposed to Taco Fart, which is a very dangerous thing if you prefer clean underwear.

Shit fart gambles are one of my favorite high stakes form of gambling.

Poker Zombie · Dec 12, 2018

WedgeRock said:
Clearly two-thirds of their customers eat on the toilet.

...so that's what they meant by "fast food"

justsomedude · Dec 12, 2018

https://twentytwowords.com/edible-a...HFT8IXjyYs3JPURayO8sjZxiqmXHHExDomcAjsicOWQz8

Highli99 · Dec 12, 2018

justsomedude said:
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Your google search history might be as messed up as mine.

Coyote · Dec 12, 2018

justsomedude said:
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Poker Zombie · Dec 12, 2018

justsomedude said:
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https://twentytwowords.com/edible-a...HFT8IXjyYs3JPURayO8sjZxiqmXHHExDomcAjsicOWQz8

Best part is, it could be anybody's butthole. You wouldn't know.

72o · Dec 12, 2018

justsomedude said:
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Winnah!! Good lord.

I want to “Like” that post because...well...you win the thread, but I don’t “Like” the whole choco balloon-knot thing. What a dilemna. F@ck it...you get the Like. (y) :thumbsup:

Poker Zombie · Dec 13, 2018

Other one liners...

What kind of chocolate is this? It tastes... nutty.
Can I get one of Gal Gadot? I would eat the nougat out of that thing!

Coyote · Dec 13, 2018

Person A: "This tastes like shit"
Person B: "Try the other side"

ekricket · Dec 13, 2018

justsomedude said:
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Who, I mean how, I mean why, does someone even invent this?

Do you get a kit to make the mold at home?

How do you know they are made with your mold? I mean how do you tell?

If I still worked this is something I might take to the Christmas party.