Derail and WTF Merge Thread (20 Viewers)

[Poker Zombie]

OK... Let's just pretend I understand throwing it out the window.

WTF was she retrieving it?

 

[BonScot]

OK... Let's just pretend I understand throwing it out the window.

WTF was she retrieving it?

It wouldn’t flush so she fished it out and flung it out the window but she didn’t realise that the garage roof was directly below the window. So the poo was now at eye level next to the toilet window.

She decided that the better option would be to retrieve it and put it in her handbag (seriously) and smuggle it outside and get rid of it.

A flawless plan I’m sure you’ll agree. Unfortunately a loose window frame meant that the plan could not be executed.

So there she was hanging upside down looking her poo in the eye while she waited for the fire brigade to free her.

And that’s how I met the wife…

 

[MatB]

Somebody needed a poop knife

https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw

 

[johnnycnote]

Poop Knife GB!

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[mattross1313]

 

[rowlin]

Most threads in the Politics section be like,

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[BonScot]

Corn man is back…

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I’ve got some brown hair “fudge” she can have if she wants it

 

[mattross1313]

@LeGold

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[Poker Zombie]

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Truth.

It was a Dick Shaper Machine. Not a sandwich maker machine.

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Some raccoons are just sick.

I hate to break this to you, but he's not sick. He's dead.

 

[BonScot]

Corn man is back…

 

[BonScot]

 

[BonScot]

 

[Pinkdan]

 

[Beakertwang]

I’m starting to change my tune on Canada. You don’t get this kind of helpful info from government agencies here in the states.

 

[mattross1313]

 

[LeGold]

I’m starting to change my tune on Canada. You don’t get this kind of helpful info from government agencies here in the states.
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Holey shit!

 

[BonScot]

 

[Chipandchair]

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I live 5 minutes from Clarendon Hills and did not hear about this story

 

[BonScot]

I live 5 minutes from Clarendon Hills and did not hear about this story

It’s the sheer joy on his face in that mugshot that makes it so good

 

[Coyote]

Man meets friend at the Unemployment Bureau.
-Hey, man, I 've come here just for the humble check.
-I 've come to stop that and start a new business, namely a brothel.
-That's great, please give me a business card!
Business card: Oral sex 30E, Anal sex 90E
-Don't you offer any vaginal sex?
-The shop is in its humble beginnings, and I 'm the only worker there.

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[mattross1313]

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[BonScot]

 

[Thisfiendis138]