Derail and WTF Merge Thread (51 Viewers)
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WedgeRock
Royal Flush
I'm sorry. I thought you said you were committed...Me right now...
Thisfiendis138
Full House
mattross1313
Full House
Thisfiendis138
Full House
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Die Hard... no wait, that one he was on vacation and was still going to work...What movies is that from?
mattross1313
Full House
It's RED, the film where he's retired but still ends up going to work....oh waitWhat movies is that from?
or The Fifth Element. He is fired, but still goes to work...no, that's not right.It's RED, the film where he's retired but still ends up going to work....oh wait
mattross1313
Full House
Wait it's Death Becomes Her. His wife is dead and he has to work on her....
It's RED, the film where he's retired but still ends up going to work....oh wait
Seriously, guys? I haven’t seen either of these movies yet, so thanks for the spoilers!
Thisfiendis138
Full House
Nah man. It’s Look Who’s Talking. John Travolta gets tired, the Bruce Willis works his way out.
err. wait. that’s not it either. DAMMIT
Mr Winberg
Full House
mattross1313
Full House
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
To be honest, if I were a criminal, I would be a little more afraid of the homeowner who decided to defend his possessions with a sex toy than I would of the guy with a gun.
Guy with a gun is probably shitting bricks while trying to look brave. Guy with a dildo already has plans for you.
Guy with a gun is probably shitting bricks while trying to look brave. Guy with a dildo already has plans for you.
It's RED, the film where he's retired but still ends up going to work....oh wait
No, it's definitely Surrogates, where his robot body gets killed so he has to leave the house to go to work.Nah man. It’s Look Who’s Talking. John Travolta gets tired, the Bruce Willis works his way out.
err. wait. that’s not it either. DAMMIT
It was probably Looper, where he’s retired, but he goes to work to kill himself, so he can’t be retired anymore, and he can retire, so he won’t have to go to work, but instead of killing himself, he kills himself, so now he doesn’t have to go to work. Obviously.
The equivalent Greek expression is to be farting mints or farting potatoes.
Still, love the American expression
Mr Winberg
Full House
This is not really NSFW, but I wouldn't say it's SFW either since some people might still be offended (initially), so I'll take the safe road and hide it:
BonScot
Straight Flush
And people say Glasgow is rough...
Prisoner complaining
BonScot
Straight Flush
I 've been called an "animal" during intercourse, many years ago.
I took it as a compliment.
I took it as a compliment.
BonScot
Straight Flush
Depends on the animal. “You make love like a sloth” would not be a complimentI 've been called an "animal" during intercourse, many years ago.
I took it as a compliment.
Especially having to hang upside down before you got started...
I was called a "tiger" which is pretty disorientating.Depends on the animal. “You make love like a sloth” would not be a compliment
Especially having to hang upside down before you got started...
Hence, the Greek surreal joke: "TIGER blowjobs. The Lion brand"
BonScot
Straight Flush
All Greek jokes are surreal. I don’t get any of them
mattross1313
Full House
Not just Greek, you have to Google all jokesAll Greek jokes are surreal. I don’t get any of them
Let me help you with that:All Greek jokes are surreal. I don’t get any of them
While the blowjob-providing business's name (it could still be a single-person business
) might be "TIGER", the artwork in the branding around it could still picture a Lion, instead.That kind of absurdity is supposed to generate spontaneous and honest laughter around here.
BonScot
Straight Flush
You’re going to need a flip chart and some felt pens to explain this to meLet me help you with that:
While the blowjob-providing business's name (it could still be a single-person business
That kind of absurdity is supposed to generate spontaneous and honest laughter around here.
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