COTS V @ The Jack Shack - Save the Date - March 28th, 29th and 30th 2024 (4 Viewers)

[Josh Kifer]

You're not ready for COTS till you shave your balls

Wax. Be a man.

 

[LowerBama1714]

You're not ready for COTS till you shave your balls

I’m always ready. Wish I could go to this one…seems like to most tasteless of all meetups. I like that.

 

[Pony]

Wax. Be a man.

Tweeze - Be a Greek God

 

[Josh Kifer]

I’m always ready. Wish I could go to this one…seems like to most tasteless of all meetups. I like that.

Tasteless is pretty much dead on. We really don't give a fuck.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Tweeze - Be a Greek God

Use a lighter - ride the lighting.

 

[Pony]

Use a lighter - ride the lighting.

This ain't Christmas, there's not gonna be chestnuts roasting on an open fire

 

[Josh Kifer]

This ain't Christmas, there's not gonna be chestnuts roasting on an open fire

What. You prefer cold balls?

 

[Pony]

What. You prefer cold balls?

I prefer anything but blue.....

 

[Gorbash]

I prefer anything but blue.....

Look, here's COTS in a nutshell, in no particular order. Expect to play some fun card games. Expect to consume nice adult beverages. Expect to eat some iffy food. And expect some anal discomfort that will go away within 5-7 days. @Saoliver did I hit all of the big points?

 

[Saoliver]

Look, here's COTS in a nutshell, in no particular order. Expect to play some fun card games. Expect to consume nice adult beverages. Expect to eat some iffy food. And expect some anal discomfort that will go away within 5-7 days. @Saoliver did I hit all of the big points?

Nailed it

 

[Racer96]

Look, here's COTS in a nutshell, in no particular order. Expect to play some fun card games. Expect to consume nice adult beverages. Expect to eat some iffy food. And expect some anal discomfort that will go away within 5-7 days. @Saoliver did I hit all of the big points?

Last year when I got home, I peed blood for a week.

The internet doctor said I would be fine.

I think I'm fine.

 

[LowerBama1714]

Look, here's COTS in a nutshell, in no particular order. Expect to play some fun card games. Expect to consume nice adult beverages. Expect to eat some iffy food. And expect some anal discomfort that will go away within 5-7 days. @Saoliver did I hit all of the big points?

I ate some chicken wings called “puff the magic dragon” three days ago….thats real anal discomfort.

COTS sounds like Disney World.

 

[BEANO52]

Use a lighter - ride the lighting.

Nair, feel the burn

 

[chipinla]

You're not ready for COTS till you shave your balls

 

[Saoliver]

Last year when I got home, I peed blood for a week.

The internet doctor said I would be fine.

I think I'm fine.

It’s possible your kilt was on too tight.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Wtf is wrong with you people.

 

[RadicusScout]

Wtf is wrong with you people.

Hold on. I'll go get the list...

 

[chipinla]

Wtf is wrong with you people.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Wtf is wrong with you people.

We're going to Idaho in a few days...?

 

[chipinla]

Everyone when they get to Idaho.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Everyone when they get to Idaho.
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[natumes]

You're not ready for COTS till you shave your balls

I use a lawnmower. Changed my life.

 

[Josh Kifer]

I use a lawnmower. Changed my life.

Weed Wacker.

 

[chipinla]

Weed Wacker.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

 

[Racer96]

It’s possible your kilt was on too tight.

The funniest part, is that those who weren't there, would think you were joking about the kilt

 

[Sprouty]

The funniest part, is that those who weren't there, would think you were joking about the kilt

 

[Schmendr1ck]

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A Boba Fett fedora? With SUSPENDERS???

(And I say that to admire, not disparage.)

 

[Saoliver]

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Bryan, I don’t think you know what a kilt is.

 

[Racer96]

A Boba Fett fedora? With SUSPENDERS???

(And I say that to admire, not disparage.)

To be fair, it's a bowler hat, not a fedora. My hipster fedora days are behind me.