COTS 7 - The Ace of Spudz - April 9-11th 2026 (3 Viewers)

[Parrothedd]

Man, the Southwest transition has really screwed me over. It's going to cost 2x or more to fly out this year than it would have if I'd flown a month ago.

I've spent an hour going through all the hidden fees and fare classes of the other airlines to figure out actual total cost of flights, and it's ridiculous. I'm used to pick a flight, pay your price, and done, which now no longer exists.

Fuck Southwest and all of this - flying SUCKS. I'm so livid right now.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Oh shit. Like 7 weeks out. Trophies will arrive this week.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Normally I don't share private text messages, but I thought it was important that the community saw this conversation from earlier today:

 

[Josh Kifer]

Normally I don't share private text messages, but I thought it was important that the community saw this conversation from earlier today:

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What the fuck??!

 

[Schmendr1ck]

What the fuck??!

Sorry man, but if you're going to be a little biotch, the community deserves to know.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Sorry man, but if you're going to be a little biotch, the community deserves to know.

You look like someone who waves with both hands ....

 

[bergs]

Josh has multiple anuses?

(Shakes head)

No, no, I don’t care. Don’t tell me.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Josh has multiple anuses?

(Shakes head)

No, no, I don’t care. Don’t tell me.

I have four buttholes. Yes.

It's a disability.

 

[ekricket]

I have four buttholes. Yes.

It's a disability.

Silver lining, you are never constipated. I’m assuming they all work the same. Perhaps there’s a sorting mechanism involved?

 

[chippitydoodah]

Silver lining, you are never constipated. I’m assuming they all work the same. Perhaps there’s a sorting mechanism involved?

 

[w00zie]

Great @Josh Kifer I was looking at flights just now…

 

[CraigT78]

Normally I don't share private text messages, but I thought it was important that the community saw this conversation from earlier today:

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[Schmendr1ck]

Oops, sorry, I mean to redact your name. Oh well, cat's out of the bag now.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Oops, sorry, I mean to redact your name. Oh well, cat's out of the bag now.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

 

[bergs]

I have four buttholes. Yes.

It's a disability.

Josh is the only boat on the water that can drop anchor and keep steaming.

 

[Felt_Lizard]

So, like a Cleveland Steamer?

 

[Josh Kifer]

Josh is the only boat on the water that can drop anchor and keep steaming.

Talent....

 

[Schmendr1ck]

So, like a Cleveland Steamer?

Josh calls it a Boise Barnburner.

 

[Felt_Lizard]

Boise Barnburner.

Lovely.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Josh calls it a Boise Barnburner.

Ada County Spud-Steer.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Ada County Spud-Steer.

I let Nano Banana roll with it.

 

[bergs]

I let Nano Banana roll with it.

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Ahhh, the potato necklace.

I thought this site was family friendly, but then I remember, no, not so much, this is COTS.

 

[bergs]

I let Nano Banana roll with it.

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Having grown up on a farm, here’s an expert tip.

Do not put the potatoes in that particular position relative to the bovine. Please trust me on this.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Having grown up on a farm, here’s an expert tip.

Do not put the potatoes in that particular position relative to the bovine. Please trust me on this.

That's how we age them...

 

[Schmendr1ck]

That's how we age them...

It's the Idaho equivalent of that expensive coffee that gets eaten by cats then picked out of their poop.

 

[Parrothedd]

Kopi Luwak coffee:

https://kopiluwakdirect.com/poop-coffee-kopi-luwak-history/

 

[CraigT78]

Kopi Luwak coffee:

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https://kopiluwakdirect.com/poop-coffee-kopi-luwak-history/

It's fantastic

 

[Josh Kifer]

It's the Idaho equivalent of that expensive coffee that gets eaten by cats then picked out of their poop.

Get ready for a rare "Audrey's Dutch Roast" blend for breakfast.....

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Kopi Luwak coffee:

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https://kopiluwakdirect.com/poop-coffee-kopi-luwak-history/

I knew this but figured I'd save everyone googling Kopi Luwak and civet.