COTS 7 - The Ace of Spudz - April 9-11th 2026 (1 Viewer)

[DirtyTIVA]

Can I request black truffles, beluga caviar, and pâté de fois gras for the potato bar?

Out of season sorry.

 

[Felt_Lizard]

Sponsor here.
General meetup expenses.

Flying in later on Thursday, but if I don't get a potato and some chili, I will have a detrimental hormotional reaction.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

You can request it......

Some host you are.

(Flips hair petulantly)

 

[Racer96]

Ha! This is actually for my daughter. This is her first year in scouts and is excited to earn her merit patches (and supply sugar power to COTS).

I'll bring some boxes to share with the class but if you want some more, let us know!

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Please put me down for
2x Thin Mints
2x Samoas
1x Tagalongs
1x Adventurefuls
1x Lemon-Ups

Currently hoping to make it down for the event, but will be a game time decision. If I don't make it, everyone can eat my cookies. If I do make it, I'm hoarding those things and making a run for the border.

 

[CraigT78]

No surveys tho. Fuck that

Then how will you know that I'm coming on Wednesday and that I'm gonna sponsor something?

 

[Josh Kifer]

Then how will you know that I'm coming on Wednesday and that I'm gonna sponsor something?

Text me!

 

[CraigT78]

Text me!

YOU CHANGED YOUR NUMBER

 

[Josh Kifer]

YOU CHANGED YOUR NUMBER

NO I DIDNT.

 

[bergs]

YOU CHANGED YOUR NUMBER

It’s still 1-777-YUM-TATR.

 

[Josh Kifer]

It’s still 1-777-YUM-TATR.

THATS FOR TASTEFUL ART TALK.

 

[bergs]

As first time attendee, I has questions…

1) How far is the Marriott Boise Downtown from poker?
2) Is there really a downtown to Boise or is that just what they call the part of the state where potatoes won’t grow?
3) Is there uber at 2a or do I need to rent a reliable steed?
4) You guys are, like, part of the US, and take, like, cash, for stuff?
5) You guys have ambulances, right? They have defibrillators and medicine and things?
6) What is the weather in April up there in fucking Dutch Harbor?
7) Outside of the 378 ways to prepare a potato, getting trampled by an angry herd of bison, and watching Craig lose his roll, is there anything I should absolutely plan to do in Boise as a once in a lifetime experience?

 

[Felt_Lizard]

TASTFUL ART TALK

...at $29.99 per minute...

 

[bergs]

TASTFUL ART TALK

...at $29.99 per minute...

Ok, if I get stuck I’ll just need to know how callers get ahold of me.

“Hi, my name is Arthur, let me describe with painstaking detail the exquisite torture associated with consuming the British tree bark-as-treat called ‘Twiglets’. Please deposit $29.99”

 

[chippitydoodah]

Ok, if I get stuck I’ll just need to know how callers get ahold of me.

“Hi, my name is Arthur, let me describe with painstaking detail the exquisite torture associated with consuming the British tree bark-as-treat called ‘Twiglets’. Please deposit $29.99”

You need a special phone though

 

[acezag]

As first time attendee, I has questions…

1) How far is the Marriott Boise Downtown from poker?
2) Is there really a downtown to Boise or is that just what they call the part of the state where potatoes won’t grow?
3) Is there uber at 2a or do I need to rent a reliable steed?
4) You guys are, like, part of the US, and take, like, cash, for stuff?
5) You guys have ambulances, right? They have defibrillators and medicine and things?
6) What is the weather in April up there in fucking Dutch Harbor?
7) Outside of the 378 ways to prepare a potato, getting trampled by an angry herd of bison, and watching Craig lose his roll, is there anything I should absolutely plan to do in Boise as a once in a lifetime experience?

Re: Uber - I used one at very late hours of the night / morning and never waited more than 5 minutes.

 

[bergs]

You need a special phone though
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Looks verrrry ‘spensive.

Do you get a roll of copper with that or does it just relay on the cellular relays having not been updated since the Reagan administration?

 

[Josh Kifer]

As first time attendee, I has questions…

1) How far is the Marriott Boise Downtown from poker?
2) Is there really a downtown to Boise or is that just what they call the part of the state where potatoes won’t grow?
3) Is there uber at 2a or do I need to rent a reliable steed?
4) You guys are, like, part of the US, and take, like, cash, for stuff?
5) You guys have ambulances, right? They have defibrillators and medicine and things?
6) What is the weather in April up there in fucking Dutch Harbor?
7) Outside of the 378 ways to prepare a potato, getting trampled by an angry herd of bison, and watching Craig lose his roll, is there anything I should absolutely plan to do in Boise as a once in a lifetime experience?

8-10 min
Yes
Uber is reliable and cheap
We take legal tender.... Chicken tender.
Black betty ambulance
It's been 54 all winter this year
Eat food?

 

[chippitydoodah]

8-10 min
Yes
Uber is reliable and cheap
We take legal tender.... Chicken tender.
Black betty ambulance
It's been 54 all winter this year
Eat food?

tUber

 

[Schmendr1ck]

 

[Parrothedd]

Flights and car booked! Sh!t’s getting real. I’m potato free from now on so I’ll be ready!

 

[Josh Kifer]

Flights and car booked! Sh!t’s getting real. I’m potato free from now on so I’ll be ready!

WE ARE GONNA TATER YOU UP!

 

[bergs]

Ready to get fully loaded like a potato.

 

[DirtyTIVA]

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They look like fried cat turds. Burgers were better…

 

[Schmendr1ck]

They look like fried cat turds.

Well if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

 

[Josh Kifer]

Well if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

You are if "Lived, laughed, loved" was a person.....

 

[Saoliver]

You are if "Lived, laughed, loved" was a person.....

Oh, you two…

 

[Grimace]

Before my time is up this meetup is on my list of things to do. My creditors won't allow me to attend this year unfortunately. I need a wealthy anonymous benefactor to make my meet-up dreams come true. Make a wish for adults with chipping tendencies

 

[RocAFella1]

Before my time is up this meetup is on my list of things to do. My creditors won't allow me to attend this year unfortunately. I need a wealthy anonymous benefactor to make my meet-up dreams come true. Make a wish for adults with chipping tendencies

Start your OnlyFans.

 

[Grimace]

Start your OnlyFans.

That's option 3.

1. Anonymous benefactor
2. Feet pics
3. Only fans (this is where I'm paid to stay clothed

 

[RocAFella1]

Burgers were better…

I told Kifer I’d rather do 2-3 “regular” double cheeseburgers if there’s a Round 2.