Giveaway Caption Contest: Help Design My Cut Cards (2 Viewers)

[Pinesol13]

I need help finishing my artwork for Round 9 of the Cut Card Group Buy.

Two guys are standing next to each other at the urinals. What does the one guy say to the other?

The winner will get one Poker and one Bridge sized cut card AND a set of my also-toilet-themed seating chips (#1 - #9)

To choose the winner, I will simply pick which answer I like best.

Open until Wednesday, Feb 3rd 2021.

Free shipping inside CON US


As a side note; I'm fully aware that there's probably not a lot of people that want a "toilet themed" anything. But I'm having trouble coming up with a good caption, so I thought I'd give it a shot and see if anyone here can come up with something good.

THANKS!

 

[RocAFella1]

Wicked Pissah

 

[davislane]

Am I holding this the right way?

 

[Theluckyhand2]

Blow on it

 

[Rhodeman77]

So this is where all the dicks hang out.

 

[detroitdad]

All in

 

[Colquhoun]

Dibs!

 

[ktran]

What a limper.

 

[ktran]

What a limper...

 

[davislane]

My wife says I need to make more friends. Mine name is @Pinesol13 whats yours?

 

[ktran]

Or just plain

Limper

 

[Rieguy]

I put the P in Stormtrooper

 

[SimpleFish]

Alexa, gimme a "Flush".

Off course this means the dude would like to trigger a flushing of the urinal but also means the dude on the poker table would like hitting a flush on the turn. You can remove Alexa but I prefer a techy joke. My 2 cents

 

[Suited Connector]

Could you hold this for me

 

[MarquetteMonkey]

Don’t splash the pot

 

[JZPdub]

I'm holding the nuts

or

You holding the nuts?

 

[Klobberer]

I'll raise you...

 

[Suited Connector]

What's the little guys name?

 

[moose]

 

[Raphmivey]

No sneak peek

 

[Raphmivey]

I hold suited connectors (inspired by all @Suited Connector 's posts)

 

[Silver_Fiend]

Do you go "all-in"?

 

[liftapint]

Don’t splash the pot

I laughed out loud at this one.

I'm holding the nuts

This one too.

Hilarious.

 

[allforcharity]

Easy on the asparagus, dude!

 

[Legend5555]

What happened to social distancing?

 

[surfik]

Nice stack..

 

[Jambine]

So, you fold ?

 

[Pinesol13]

These are great, keep'em coming!

 

[surfik]

No rabbit hunting, dude...

 

[BamaT8ter]

This water sure is cold.