Advertising video for a new LA private game. (2 Viewers)

[TheDuke]

so to be clear you get 3 hookers with your buy in?

Relaxation therapist.

 

[BiGGyT]

I'm going with a vice sting. 96% chance I am wrong.
Report back how many fish, please and ty.
T

 

[allforcharity]

I object to the gratuitous sexualization of poker playing fish.

 

[allforcharity]

so to be clear you get 3 hookers with your buy in?

Da juice has to come from somewhere.

 

[FDLmold]

It's never occurred to me to use the Anime Fake-Lesbian Bikini Girl Squad to get players for my game.

There is a reason for that.

 

[DZPoker]

@Windwalker - still looking for your ‘guy’s’ clearance before I buy in. Given how much a ‘family office’ playes into this sort of decision…I value his opinion!

(Others…please google!!)

@Windwalker - please answer so I can buy in!

Thanks!
-DZ

 

[Windwalker]

@Windwalker - please answer so I can buy in!

 

[Jackypoo]

I host on Thursdays at 7. All my players are getting this tomorrow morning for sure haha

 

[BNM]

So, trash all around then? I love the pic of all the “fish” with one “whale”. “Everyone else here is a sucker, except you!” This stuff is ridiculous.

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

What do I get for massaging the girls?

I give you about 30 seconds of pleasure before you finish.

 

[TheBigTater]

I get the feeling this is advertising something.... but I'm pretty sure it's not a poker game.

 

[Poker Zombie]

So, just to be sure, I'm supposed to show and meet the girls in thongs... or I'm supposed to wear the thong...

 

[CrazyEddie]

So, just to be sure, I'm supposed to show and meet the girls in thongs... or I'm supposed to wear the thong...

I'm out.

 

[Venturalvn]

So, just to be sure, I'm supposed to show and meet the girls in thongs... or I'm supposed to wear the thong...

What, did you not watch the whole video?

 

[ChipFinderSK]

What, did you not watch the whole video?

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@Poker Zombie you have a nice ass

 

[Poker Zombie]

@Poker Zombie you have a nice ass

As a guy with long hair, it's not the first time I've heard that.

They're just usually pissed when I turn around.

 

[Windwalker]

I’ll head over around 9:30 tonight and report back. The game is $10/$25 NLH, and they even sent over the dinner menu for tonight.

 

[JeepologyOffroad]

Rake?

 

[davislane]

I’ll head over around 9:30 tonight and report back. The game is $10/$25 NLH, and they even sent over the dinner menu for tonight.

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who doesn't like a good filet mignon followed by banana pudding

 

[Windwalker]

Rake?

5% to a maximum of $50, they said.

 

[CrazyEddie]

I’ll head over around 9:30 tonight and report back. The game is $10/$25 NLH, and they even sent over the dinner menu for tonight.

No Wagyu? fuck those guys

 

[CrazyEddie]

That advertisement video is like the HBO Miniseries of Poker

 

[Venturalvn]

I've always been curious, and now even moreso with this much production quality - how do they keep these games under the radar?

 

[Windwalker]

They didn’t allow photos at the table, but I snuck in a quick shot while coming back from the restroom.

 

[TheDuke]

Lol. It looks like a 2-1 ratio of hostesses vs players?

 

[Windwalker]

Lol. It looks like a 2-1 ratio of hostesses vs players?

Hahah kinda. Second table died, this was pretty late when I took the pic. I did manage to score a pic of my chipstack. As usual, terrible chips with zero security.

 

[Poker Zombie]

I would never leave.

 

[turboj623]

They didn’t allow photos at the table, but I snuck in a quick shot while coming back from the restroom.

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The guy staring at you looks like Bill Perkins lol. That would explain the quality of the ad for the game.

 

[CrazyEddie]

I would never leave.

... and I'd be handing out tips like crazy.


https://www.discountpokershop.com/25pc-135g-crown-casino-clay-poker-chips-colors-p-489.html

 

[Windwalker]

The guy staring at you looks like Bill Perkins lol. That would explain the quality of the ad for the game.

Wasn’t bill. This game is too small for him.