There's too many chip sluts on this site ! (4 Viewers)

[ovo]

Way too many. What's a chip slut you say ? Someone that buys chips and doesn't keep them. They just finger them for awhile with no real interest in a long term commitment. They use them for awhile. Then something new catches their eye and they kick them out of their life and get some new chips to play with. It's a trashy way to live.
You should love your chips, each and every one. When they come to live with you, a warm bath should be drawn and they should be gently scrubbed and then oil should caress their bodies. Then create a nice space for them to live with you. Put them in clear acrylic cases so they can show off their bodies. Maybe have a display up on the pedestal and rotate chip sets up to the pedestal, so they all feel special. Maybe have your tailor create new outfits for them to wear. Chips love to accessorize, so get them cards and buttons and a nice table to lay down on. The point is, don't let them out of your life. I never let them go.

 

[DerberAlter]

feelings got hurt

 

[links_slayer]

If u think this is bad u should try doing the same with women - trust me its a slippery slope

 

[Lemonzest]

 

[saleen121212]

Chip slut life is the only life for me. New set every game please.

 

[Highli99]

I appreciate the sluts because they circulate chips. It would be a terrible hobby if everyone bought and held forever. You’d probably have some wacko that collected over 100,000 chips and some of them would be very rare and desirable. Then you’d have to wait for that person to die or become mentally incapacitated so that their executor or someone with power of attorney but without emotional attachment to the chips can sell them here, assuming they know of us. If they don’t know of Pcf, the chips will end up on eBay for @navels to snare or perhaps in an obscure estate sale where the chips will be further lost to antiquity.

TLDR: Thank God for Sluts.

 

[BarrieJ3]

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Way too many. What's a chip slut you say ? Someone that buys chips and doesn't keep them. They just finger them for awhile with no real interest in a long term commitment. They use them for awhile. Then something new catches their eye and they kick them out of their life and get some new chips to play with. It's a trashy way to live.
You should love your chips, each and every one. When they come to live with you, a warm bath should be drawn and they should be gently scrubbed and then oil should caress their bodies. Then create a nice space for them to live with you. Put them in clear acrylic cases so they can show off their bodies. Maybe have a display up on the pedestal and rotate chip sets up to the pedestal, so they all feel special. Maybe have your tailor create new outfits for them to wear. Chips love to accessorize, so get them cards and buttons and a nice table to lay down on. The point is, don't let them out of your life. I never let them go.

This makes sense for someone at your point in he journey. But for us virgins, we still need to find what we like (I just now started checking out the resources page and thinking about spots).

I’m trying to “run through them, just knock them out. Boom, boom, boom. And once you done slayed like 20, 30 of them hood rats, now you ready to go to the upper echelon type ho.”

Everyone says buy samples! Naw, I can’t tell if I like something by holding it’s hand. I need to get up in there. Shuffle stack don’t do it!

 

[saleen121212]

I don't understand how people use the same set of chips all the time when there are so many options out there and some of us can't afford every set that hits the market, so selling/buying every month is the way to go.

 

[Mattsme]

As my dad used to tell me, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free, minus the cost of shipping?

 

[johnnycnote]

Haha! Chip Slut! CS

 

[Saoliver]

I represent that. I seem to rent sets. One day, I'll be able to afford to keep them and keep adding on.

 

[BGinGA]

No reason you can't be both. I'm a chip slut with several long-term commitments on the side.

 

[Toby]

Domain's available, act now

 

[DrStrange]

So . . . . . . Does this mean I have a poker chip harem? Over a dozen playable sets plus hosting fifty games a year means the average set gets used about four times a year.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Well, I think alot of us can't keep everything, so it's alot of trying until you find the keepers. And flavors change and tastes evolve. I wish I could have kept every set, but dang, if I'm not happy with what I got now.

 

[Saoliver]

Well, I think alot of us can't keep everything, so it's alot of trying until you find the keepers. And flavors change and tastes evolve. I wish I could have kept every set, but dang, if I'm not happy with what I got now.

Wait until the mail comes on Wednesday.

 

[ChipEnvy]

No reason you can't be both. I'm a chip slut with several long-term commitments on the side.

This accurately describes me as well. However, it seems I should maybe move to Utah as I have pretty much committed to my current interests (and can't afford to add anything as great looking as they may be).

 

[Coyote]

So . . . . . . Does this mean I have a poker chip harem? Over a dozen playable sets plus hosting fifty games a year means the average set gets used about four times a year.

Your sets are still happier than the women slaves in the harem (it was possible that they were kept just for the looks; many never had the honour to be "loved" -or raped- by the Sultan). And your sets don't plot to murder each other's children to get them out of the succession line

 

[detroitdad]

How have I not been tagged yet for this thread lol.

 

[Thomacetti]

So . . . . . . Does this mean I have a poker dream life? Over a dozen playable sets plus hosting fifty games a year means the average set gets used about four times a year.

FYP

and yes

@detroitdad

 

[Thomacetti]

Sold two sets in 10 years...regret both (NPS tourney & TRK rounders tourney)
Never selling a set again....buy buy buy

 

[detroitdad]

I simply look at it as renting a set. This way I get to play with tons of different sets over time! I almost always set at cost plus shipping. Sometimes I'll even eat the cost of shipping.

I have slowed down on my rentals though. I no longer have any sets that I want to sell

 

[detroitdad]

Way too many. What's a chip slut you say ? Someone that buys chips and doesn't keep them. They just finger them for awhile with no real interest in a long term commitment. They use them for awhile. Then something new catches their eye and they kick them out of their life and get some new chips to play with. It's a trashy way to live.
You should love your chips, each and every one. When they come to live with you, a warm bath should be drawn and they should be gently scrubbed and then oil should caress their bodies. Then create a nice space for them to live with you. Put them in clear acrylic cases so they can show off their bodies. Maybe have a display up on the pedestal and rotate chip sets up to the pedestal, so they all feel special. Maybe have your tailor create new outfits for them to wear. Chips love to accessorize, so get them cards and buttons and a nice table to lay down on. The point is, don't let them out of your life. I never let them go.

It could be worse? You could be that person that has a custom set made for the mere purpose of fleecing the community?

 

[Coyote]

Sold two sets in 10 years...regret both (NPS tourney & TRK rounders tourney)
Never selling a set again....buy buy buy

Me thinks it's next to impossible to sell anything from Europe back to America, anyway. It's an one way ticket for chips crossing the Pond.

 

[slisk250]

Chips love to accessorize, so get them cards and buttons and....

 

[Thomacetti]

Me thinks it's next to impossible to sell anything from Europe back to America, anyway. It's an one way ticket for chips crossing the Pond.

I have sent many chips back to the motherland (I sold about 10 sets for other people).
And many loose racks....

sending chips to the states is easy & much cheaper (no custom duties or VAT & shipping is cheaper) than vice versa

 

[Thomacetti]

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OMG....that's AWSOME mike

 

[slisk250]

OMG....that's AWSOME mike

I was looking through old pics and decided to give my neon guy a call...

 

[Josh Kifer]

I was looking through old pics and decided to give my neon guy a call...

who in the hell has a Neon Guy? That's freaking amazinggg

 

[Coyote]

I have sent many chips back to the motherland (I sold about 10 sets for other people).
And many loose racks....

sending chips to the states is easy & much cheaper (no custom duties or VAT & shipping is cheaper) than vice versa

Sure, but for some inexplicable reason Americans are reluctant to buy; unless I 'm mistaken (I hope I am).