Please stack shame my son. (1 Viewer)

[Beakertwang]

 

[ChipEnvy]

Just put Kenny Rogers "The Gambler" on a loop. Maybe just cut to the part that says "You never count your money..."

That's an ultra-nit stack.

 

[allforcharity]

That stack is so short, you could rack up with a contact lens.

 

[MegaTon44]

"Look at those cute little baby stacks. Remember, it's not the size of the boat, son, it's the skill of the skipper"

 

[FDLmold]

I can tell how much he has +/- 25c, so it's ok. Ugly, but ok.

 

[Suited Connector]

Don't let them get too tall or they will fall over!

 

[Mojo1312]

All-in for less.

 

[Mojo1312]

Is that a straddle?

 

[mls26cwru]

those stacks look like they have Tourette's

 

[dmalhi1]

 

[Mtvernonbryan]

Pretty sure that is called “nerd stacks”.

 

[dmalhi1]

Pretty sure that is called “nerd stacks”.

what should these be called? lol... https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/official-home-game-pics-thread.4135/post-652649

 

[Beakertwang]

Pretty sure that is called “nerd stacks”.

He’s a complete nerd. MTG, LOL, D&D, Fantasy Age, etc. He works at a store that sells board games, vintage video games, and collectibles. Could that have something to do with it?

 

[Thomacetti]

he is counting a blind correct ?

 

[Annorax]

He’s a complete nerd. MTG, LOL, D&D, Fantasy Age, etc. He works at a store that sells board games, vintage video games, and collectibles. Could that have something to do with it?

He's counting by the booster pack. Fuckin hell.

 

[Klobberer]

If they were any taller, he'd have to take off his shoes to count them.

 

[Geremie]

$9.50?

 

[WedgeRock]

If you want to play at the big boy table, you gotta learn to stack your chips like a big boy.

 

[ReallyGoodUsername]

$10.00*

 

[Gobbs]

I’m pretty sure Iowa is a low-risk earthquake area. No reason to guard against your stakes shaking over, son.

 

[TheBigTater]

1 x .25c bet
3 x .75c bets
1 x $1.00 bet
1 x $1.25 bet
and a monster $4.00 stack

 

[inca911]

"Son, if you want to go hunting with the big boys, you need to bring more ammunition."

 

[jja412]

OMC in training.

 

[Rhodeman77]

the combover of poker chips, spread them thin and wide.

 

[Darson]

That stack is the same amount as your Dad saved for college.

 

[TheBigTater]

OMC in training.

drop the mic, thread over...... (y) :thumbsup:

 

[Mojo1312]

In fairness, we don't know the stakes, nor the game. Nickel fracs are pictured (antes?), although the quarters suggest that this is a .25/.25 or .25/.50 game. He has close to a full stack if he is playing .05/.10 NLHE with a $10 buy-in.

 

[74suited]

Clearly not a fondler.

I, on the other hand, like my stacks tall and tight... more arm room, right? One night, this one doofus at my game (age 50ish) was so enthralled with the height of my stack... "oooh! it's going to fall man!", so the other doofus to my right (age 55ish) thought it would be hilarious to bump the table hard (and unnaturally) enough to knock them over, splashing them directly right into my neighbor's stack. Luckily, the guy knew exactly what he had after winning the last hand, so we were able to sort it all out, but it took everything I had not to grab the doofus who knocked them over by the neck and toss him out - after 20 mins or so of giggling to himself, he apologized for knocking them "into the other stack"... not for knocking them over, there was nothing wrong with that.

So I guess the lesson I learned is: when playing with children or doofuses (doofi?), keep the stacks short.

 

[Poker Zombie]

I'm part Italian, and talk with my hands. As such, your son's stacks are a nice height for a very animated conversation.

I rarely stack over 10 high, unless I'm winning a ton... and that rarely happens.

 

[Jimulacrum]

Got $9.75 taking up $975 worth of space.