I've got an hour to kill - Ask me Anything (1 Viewer)

[CraigT78]

Sitting in the waiting room of the surgical center, the wife is having back injections. Need to kill an hour - ask me anything.

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

How often does your wife get back shots?

 

[CraigT78]

How often does your wife get back shots?

From this guy, several times a year.

 

[JMC9389]

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What, is the best way to stack Chippy?

 

[chippitydoodah]

Why are so many in the Navy gay?

 

[BEANO52]

How many "Scooped" chips have you delivered and what was the most memorable delivery (hand detail w/ names if they can handle it)?

 

[CraigT78]

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What, is the best way to stack Chippy?

Name? Craig. But around here they call me The Stack Whisperer.

Quest? To rid the world of unapproved USB sticks and devices named “CT-Room-3-FINAL-v2-REALTHISONE.”

Best way to stack Chippy? One chip at a time, friend. Alternate suits for airflow, align the edges like you’re calibrating a laser, and never—ever—let someone with greasy fingers touch the stack. That’s how civilizations fall.

 

[CraigT78]

Why are so many in the Navy gay?

6 months is a long time to be at sea alone.

 

[doublebooyah85]

What is the strangest way someone has spelled your name?

 

[CraigT78]

How many "Scooped" chips have you delivered and what was the most memorable delivery (hand detail w/ names if they can handle it)?

I had 80 made, I have 7 left.

The most valuable scoop chip is worth approximately $14,800. The game was Archie, the villain was Windwalker. I was blasted, couldn't see straight. Sitting on a $7500 or so stack. I get dealt the cards, look down and I been dealt the wheel. Pat. Pot. Villain repots, pot, pot, pot. Pat. Pat.

Villain has a 6 perfect. I have the wheel. SCOOP

Biggest pot I've ever won. Bought a car.

 

[CraigT78]

What is the strangest way someone has spelled your name?

Kräig

 

[Kam]

If you could either win the WSOP $10m main event guaranteed, or have a 5% chance at curing @MatB ‘s terminal disease so he could live, what would you choose and why?

 

[CraigT78]

If you could either win the WSOP $10m main event guaranteed, or have a 5% chance at curing @MatB ‘s terminal disease so he could live, what would you choose and why?

10m and it's not even close.

5% is basically a one outer and I've already used my "one time" to stack Chippy.

 

[Kam]

10m and it's not even close.

5% is basically a one outer and I've already used my "one time" to stack Chippy.

 

[BEANO52]

I had 80 made, I have 7 left.

The most valuable scoop chip is worth approximately $14,800. The game was Archie, the villain was Windwalker. I was blasted, couldn't see straight. Sitting on a $7500 or so stack. I get dealt the cards, look down and I been dealt the wheel. Pat. Pot. Villain repots, pot, pot, pot. Pat. Pat.

Villain has a 6 perfect. I have the wheel. SCOOP

Biggest pot I've ever won. Bought a car.

Ah yes, I was next door. So Krish has a $15000 pink chip. Good story!

 

[Kam]

The disease was Nitness btw.

 

[shorticus]

Weirdest thing to ever happened at DiD (besides me actually showing up).

 

[chippitydoodah]

I had 80 made, I have 7 left.

The most valuable scoop chip is worth approximately $14,800. The game was Archie, the villain was Windwalker. I was blasted, couldn't see straight. Sitting on a $7500 or so stack. I get dealt the cards, look down and I been dealt the wheel. Pat. Pot. Villain repots, pot, pot, pot. Pat. Pat.

Villain has a 6 perfect. I have the wheel. SCOOP

Biggest pot I've ever won. Bought a car.

Did WW get a Scoop chip?

 

[Chippy McChiperson]

The best way to stick Chippy is be patient and let Chippy stack himself

 

[chippitydoodah]

I had 80 made, I have 7 left.

The most valuable scoop chip is worth approximately $14,800. The game was Archie, the villain was Windwalker. I was blasted, couldn't see straight. Sitting on a $7500 or so stack. I get dealt the cards, look down and I been dealt the wheel. Pat. Pot. Villain repots, pot, pot, pot. Pat. Pat.

Villain has a 6 perfect. I have the wheel. SCOOP

Biggest pot I've ever won. Bought a car.

Was said car the mini van?

 

[CraigT78]

Did WW get a Scoop chip?

Yes

 

[CraigT78]

Was said car the mini van?

No, it was daughter's Nissan Sentra

 

[Frogzilla]

I had 80 made, I have 7 left.

The most valuable scoop chip is worth approximately $14,800. The game was Archie, the villain was Windwalker. I was blasted, couldn't see straight. Sitting on a $7500 or so stack. I get dealt the cards, look down and I been dealt the wheel. Pat. Pot. Villain repots, pot, pot, pot. Pat. Pat.

Villain has a 6 perfect. I have the wheel. SCOOP

Biggest pot I've ever won. Bought a car.

Says could not see straight and immediately proceeds to see straight

 

[Machine]

This one was only a few hundred, don’t worry I got even with my 6 perfect, I think it was last years Ohio meetup

 

[shorticus]

Says could not see straight and immediately proceeds to see a straight

FYP

 

[Machine]

I was blasted, couldn't see straight.

This was an understatement; Craig was actually sleeping at the table and waking up to take hands. While this might have been the largest pot, it wasn't the only one. He was hot, on a run, and doing well, while funny and amazing, it was ridiculous. He would put his head down for action and draw, then say pat, then say POT with his head rolling as though he might not remain conscious between you putting in chips and his action.

 

[CraigT78]

Thank you for taking part in my AMA

 

[chippitydoodah]

Thank you for taking part in my AMA

Hope the wifey is good. See you Thursday!

 

[AlbinoDragon]

How many "Scooped" chips have you delivered and what was the most memorable delivery (hand detail w/ names if they can handle it)?

I know I have two of them I collected.

 

[AlbinoDragon]

I know I have two of them I collected.

See? Photographic proof that I'm actually not that good of a poker player!