How do you open a banana? (1 Viewer)

What end of the banana do you open?

  • Antenna End

    Votes: 34 68.0%
  • Brownstar End

    Votes: 15 30.0%
  • Somewhere in between

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • Total voters
    50

CraigT78

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Do you open it at the antenna end?

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Or do you open it at the brownstar end?
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View the banana with a steely gaze, once it has acknowledged your mastery, give it a manly nod. The banana will then peel itself and slowly enter your waiting mouth.

To fully appreciate the texture and external flavours, you'll want it to glide in and out a few dozen times, slowly at first then increasing in pace until it sudden...
 
I used to open them by the stem then I saw how primates do it who eat them more than I do and said damn that is way easier.
 

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