Things That Are Bullsh*t (20 Viewers)

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Playing online recreationally. Decide to limp with 53o. I flop the nut straight with like 8players in.

Utg bets 20bb. Utg +1 calls. Im debating raising 80bb or calling when all of a sudden my cards gets snap folded.

Check fold was toggled on out of habit for bad hands lol.

They proceed to go to showdown and all in with with like top pair weak kickers. There was even a guy behind me that called. Shouldve won 600BBs there but stupid autofold. Had to spend an extra 1.5hrs to win 600bbs when i couldve been in and out in an hour.

This is why Id rather play live.
 
Playing online recreationally. Decide to limp with 53o. I flop the nut straight with like 8players in.

Utg bets 20bb. Utg +1 calls. Im debating raising 80bb or calling when all of a sudden my cards gets snap folded.

Check fold was toggled on out of habit for bad hands lol.

They proceed to go to showdown and all in with with like top pair weak kickers. There was even a guy behind me that called. Shouldve won 600BBs there but stupid autofold. Had to spend an extra 1.5hrs to win 600bbs when i couldve been in and out in an hour.
So you toggled check/fold immediately after limping and before seeing the flop? This is all on you. Why even limp if you're not hoping the f;op is going to hit you? And why toggle those buttons before it's your action? Just asking for something like this to happen.

This is why Id rather play live.
Wouldn't we all. (most?) But who has a live game available 24/7 unless you live next door to a casino.
 
Waiting patiently for over a year for your CPC add-on, and it finally gets shipped as tariffs get applied. The real bullshit? The tariff applied to the poker chips is the US STEEL tariff of 25%. What the fuck do poker chips have to do with steel manufacturing?
 
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“Many people prefer the taste of Mexican Coca-Cola over American Coca-Cola due to the use of cane sugar instead of high-fructose corn syrup in the Mexican version. While both are still considered unhealthy, some find the cane sugar provides a "cleaner" or more natural-tasting sweetness. The packaging, with Mexican Coke typically being in glass bottles, is also a factor for some”

= burrito soda

Also, a California Burrito paired with a burrito soda:
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I was today years old when I realized Coke was made differently in different countries
 
Waiting patiently for over a year for your CPC add-on, and it finally gets shipped as tariffs get applied. The real bullshit? The tariff applied to the poker chips is the US STEEL tariff of 25%. What the fuck do poker chips have to do with steel manufacturing?
They thought they were sluggos and you were trying to smuggle steel in
 
@BarrieJ3 yelling at me for posting (legit) issues with a dibs limited post, because I'm two months old & 150 messages deep. 🤣

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Tagging Barrie after he dipped out to avoid a ban, in order to bait him into coming back (and possibly getting banned)?
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You'll fit in well here.
 
@BarrieJ3 yelling at me for posting (legit) issues with a dibs limited post, because I'm two months old & 150 messages deep. 🤣

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While I joke, real talk, I don't think there's room. My scrotum has indeed stretched as I approach my middle aged years, however there is still not room for yet another PCF Barrie nut hugger.

When someone drops out of my current fanbase, I'll let you know. But you will need to submit an application (there's a long line to hang from deez), and in all honesty - you try just a tad bit too hard.

Best of luck to you bud.
 
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While I joke, real talk, I don't think there's room. My scrotum has indeed stretched as I approach my middle aged years, however there is still not room for yet another PCF Barrie nut hugger.

When someone drops out of my current fanbase, I'll let you know. But you will need to submit an application (there's a long line to hang from deez), and in all honesty - you try just a tad bit too hard.

Best of luck to you bud.
I'm in line now Barrie.... Are The Barrie Nut Huggers in the Room With Us Now?

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Wait, you as the shipper are being charged the duty? I thought the “importer” paid the duty?
Yep.

I MUST prepay through an app called ZONOS. It provides me with a code, once paid, to enter into Canada Post online shipping portal. It’s unbelievable and actually ludicrous. I also MUST upload a pic of the goods. They have an AI that scans.

It literally, inside of 10secs, CORRECTLY identified HSI $1 secondary, the value of the chips, the casino they are from, the color they show, even remarking about the red hues on the white. I was completely jaw dropped
 

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